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dirty spider

a sexual act, during oral stimulation of the male genitalia, the male blows his proverbial "LOAD" in the the females or males mouth, as this occures the 2nd party hickups cause the spermanazoa expellig out of the nasal cavity.
by joey-t December 5, 2003
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spider-manning

verb. when a man or a woman is so drunk that they need to use the wall to get across the room and keep from falling over. It only becomes 'spider-manning' when the person places both hands on the wall and shuffles their way across, like when Spider-Man crawls along walls.
Person 1: Lot of drunk people at this party, right?
Person 2: Seriously, that girl is so drunk she's 'spider-manning' it to get herself across the room.
by Geo from SJ February 18, 2010
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sammy spade

Nickname for one of the members of the "Italian Highlights" 2001 tour of europe; made popular and first used by Mr. Steven Traendly. The name "sammy spade" eventually came to replace the more traditional "steve sweiciki."
"We were all gathered around in a room trying to get this kid to talk, because he was trying to stay silent for 24 hours...I think it was Sammy Spade."

"Who?"

"You know, Steve Sweiciki."
by City Island Scroller August 2, 2004
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Crack Spider

The spider that john claims is his alter ego and most likely is.
OMG its the Crack Spider, oh what, wait, its just john
by John Doe Mo Tree January 14, 2008
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Spider Monkey

A derogatory term used to describe an underweight person with spindly limbs and/or disproportionate facial features.
Georgette: "Barbara is looking too skinny these days."
Candace: "Tell me about it. She's a fucking Spider Monkey."
by Quattrodeuce September 24, 2009
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Spade Queen

An idiot, lacking somewhat in wherewithal, who's just made it obvious. From: the Queen of Spades, in a pack of cards; the shittest card.
Shit off, you SPADE queen! The voice you're now hearing is Richard Kiley. We spared no expense! It's not Ron Perlman.
by Captain_Nemo January 18, 2008
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spodenki

(n.) From the Polish word, "spodnie", meaning pants: Pants that exert themselves in an entertaining manner.
I like his purple spodenki.
by Adam & Eric July 17, 2003
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