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Spending less money

OH! BRILLIANT! I (THE GENIUS SCREENWRITER THAT SUCCEEDED WHERE YOU FAILED) DIDN'T THINK OF THAT! IF ONLY MY BRAIN (WHICH HAS RECENTLY BEEN CITED MORE TIMES BY MAINSTREAM INTELLECTUALS THAN ANY OTHER AUTHOR) WORKED MORE GOODERS!

Hym "Right and business owners should just stopped getting robbed! People should just stop getting murdered too! I make 150% more than my previous job but the price of everything has increased by 250% I guess I should just go to the dollar store and by a bunch of cheap heavily processed food so I can contribute to the obesity crisis that you care so much about and drink out of the tap like the peasant slave that I am! Spend every day feeling sick to my stomach until I earn the right to spend my own money on food that isn't poison. It won't get me credit for any of the things I've written. I know!
Maybe the business that refuses to give employees full-time so that they don't have to pay for health or dental insurance should be held accountable for the quality of life they provide for their employees because even though the skill required is low they need an indefinite amount of labor. Labor that consists of staving off the homeless crackheads and panhandlers that frequent the store and scraping shit off the floor because people (apparently) don't know how to use a toilet. I can't work more hours because the managers have labor quotas and don't have any ours to give. And that applies to BOTH of the jobs I'm working. I already AM spending less money because the only thing I pay for is bills and food and drink. I eat one meal a day now. 'WeLl gEt AnOtHeR jOb!' Says the retard. Even doing that would lead to a transitory period where I would run out of money because jobs never start new employees at the beginning of a pay period. Meaning it would take at least a month for me to get a full paycheck. Hopefully I can convince my landlord not to evict me until I get paid. I would literally have to save up money to be able to afford to switch jobs to a job where I make more money. Assuming that anyone hires me (which would also take time). You come here and do it. I can sit and regurgitate my opinion into the ether for and hour and I can do it better than YOU, so, let's see you come down to hell and do my thing. They have to weaponize schizophrenia at you too. Let's see it."
by Hym Iam May 2, 2023
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spenda

Someone that does t really spend money
Monica: I want a sugar daddy
Thomas: Here’s a dollar.

Someone else: That’s Splenda, Spenda
by AdultGear May 31, 2023
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Spendge

To top up advertising accounts using premium credit cards and spend marketing budget with the highest ROAS.
Bob - I see you have a 200%+ ROAS and doing iGaming ads from Facebook, how's possible?
Mike - Just spendge it
by Mark Googleberg August 29, 2023
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Spending

Yeah! That's it! It's not that I'm performing labor that OTHER PEOPLE are profiting from and being excluded from that profit... AND WORKING 2 PART TIME JOBS...
Hym "It's that I'm spending too much of my money on food I buy AT THE FUCKING JOBS. I CAN'T AFFORD TO BUY THE PRODUCTS MY JOB SELLS! That's on me! That's clearly ME! I guess I'll just have to tolerate it until YouTube fucking media pundit's rhetoric has an effect on politics maybe-hypothetically-possibley A FUCKING YEAR FROM NOW and EVERYONE ELSE'S LIVES ARE ALSO MADE EASIER and THEN... THEN... YOU will feell better about everyone else being better off regardless of what's going on with me... And that's all it's ever going to be."
by Hym Iam March 15, 2024
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Spendalottitist

A disease where you can't help but spend money (even if you don't have)
Me: "I just got paid, time to spend"
Doctor: "Oh, so you got spendalottitist"
by Smarty_Pants69 April 1, 2024
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Spendelicious

When something is so delicious, you can’t help but spend the money on it!
This coat is so spendelicious it’s worth the money
by Nyx1 February 1, 2026
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Spende

A lie that something is going really good or amazingly well
"This study period is going Spende!"
by MOrTeeN CoodherMhaAAN February 5, 2026
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