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Secret Santa

When a man sneak up behind another person and lodges their sack (testicles) up another person's chimney(anus/rectum)
by The Worlds Greatest, Ever. November 9, 2017
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Santa

An aging horny white obese male, 5,3, white beard and moustache, supposedly artificial, is reported to come into every North American, rich middle-to-upper class white household, and givs them presents on account of being good. However if so is not the case, and if there are members that were acting naughty, then he strips down naked, and climbs into children/hot daughter/wife/and or mother's beds while giving them a wet orgasm and rubbing their insenuous body parts with aspercreme. He is reported to abduct some of the members and lock them away in a cage on his ranch in Fall Springs, PI
BE good or Michael Moo..err Satan will get you
by lolpwnclown January 7, 2005
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Santa

a guy who eats to many cookies and then gets fat then unbulivibly fits down a chimney.
Santa is so fat but still can fitdown a chimney.
by Anonymous October 8, 2003
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Santa

A person who disregards strong arguments in order to not appear beaten.
They knew he was wrong, but it was the pig who outwitted him and proved him wrong, the pig was now non existant to Santa and he argued as nothing had happened.
by JayRoe October 6, 2006
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santa

Santa is coca cola propaganda and a rip-off from sinterklaas.
sinterklaas, santa, saint nicolas,wodan.
by Satan's mother December 7, 2006
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Sante Fe

An SUV made by Huyndai.
by Frankie B. June 28, 2008
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Santa

A fat white guy who breaks into your house and eats your food.
by sarah00009 November 8, 2010
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