social media guru

Generally some no-talent dickbag who slummed their way into social media without any knowledge of how to use it for anything other than gaining followers for themselves, attending events, and generally whoring themselves out, because they're 22 and don't know how to business.

See also:

social media -

rockstar

maven
astronaut
ninja
any other horseshit that tries to make them sound important while also being the lowest paid person on staff

"Hi serious client, I'd like to introduce you to our social media guru!"
"Wow, way to throw their credibility directly out the door! I can't wait to work with them!"

by wulgusfactory February 12, 2015

Social Orgasm

A feeling similar to a high felt from being socially active. Especialy common among extroverts.

"Daisy had such a social orgasm at the party last night. Like she was on speed or something."

by Thornbrier March 5, 2015

social bevis

A stick that is used as a dildo

Girl: I'm feeling horny, pass the social bevis

by Crossover66 April 27, 2015

social media dad

When a father is only in their child's life on social media and not in the real world. Posting pictures of his kids that his baby mama had to send to him because he never sees them.

Oh look at Buck being a social media dad, posting pictures of his kids that Keisha already posted a week ago

Buck: lemme get some pictures of the kid
Keisha: why? So you can pretend for the gram? There you go being a social media dad again..

by Monicaraeee December 24, 2015

social meeds

The amount of likes, favorites, comments, pictures, posts, and/or shares someone requires to feel like they are capable of strong internet relationships and admired by many.

He's really not insecure in public, but he has to have at least 100 likes on a pic to fulfill his social meeds.

by Dfj003 March 26, 2016

social media faker

A person who posts things on social media, looking like she/he has the most awesome life ever, looking like she/he is very popular and/or looking like they're really hot. But in real life they are nothing more than a plain person, or even just a loser.
The social media faker can go pretty far with trying to look awesomer than they are in real life. things such as making fake accounts and using it following themselves, commenting and liking het posts, use certain like/follow apps that get them more likes and followers.
But also just changing their outer appearance by editing their pictures -too much- or talking like they're highclass

Did you see Nora's new post?

Yeah she's such a Social Media Faker.

by Tigercute January 11, 2016

Socialitis

The urge to be in a social setting amongst others of similar interests. Usually these settings include bars, lounges, or night clubs, but could include smaller more intimate settings.

I'm definitely going out this weekend, I've been suffering from a bad case of socialitis.

by Certified Enterprises October 13, 2016