nigga please! smoke more trees

A phrase meaning something along the lines of 'oh come on, you must be joking' but made all the funnier because it is usually exchanged between white kids, and obviously refers to weed.

"Yo dude, clean up the floor, I spilled my bowl all over it."
"Oh nigga please! smoke more trees."

by RBean December 14, 2008

Pop smoke

1) Make up any excuse to get away from your curnt situation, often envolving poorly constructed lies about needing to something you forgot or going out for a smoke (if you smoke or not).

2) When a stituation gets bad and you have no firesupport from your friends but you need to get the hell out of dodge RIGHT NOW. Your only choice is to pop smoke. ie When your pinned down by a fat chick chating to you in the bar and your buddys won't come any where near you to bail you out.

2) Make up any excuse to get away from your curnt situation, often envolving poorly constructed lies about needing to something you forgot or going out for a smoke (if you smoke or not).

3) Popping smoke will often save you hours of awkward conversation and wishing you where dead. It is slightly nicer then just walking away from someone or telling them to shut up.

After Tyler banged that fat chick he picked up at the bar, then he popped smoke and got the fuck out of there before she stopped jiggling.

by Jimboozie May 6, 2004

smokeaholic

someone who excessively smokes tobacco , weed , opium or any other substance that can be smoked . A true smokeaholic ,if in desperate need, will usually pick up a previously , half smoked cigarette ( commonly referred to as a short ) off the ground and smoke it, regardless of the cigarettes apperance or possible diseases you could recieve from doing so. Most Smokeaholic's smell like ashtraysand are not limited to smoking all of the following; cigarettes , cloves , blunts , crack , cigaweed, and other various plant leaves if attempting to survive.

" Man , my dad is a smokeaholic , he will smoke anything! "

" Damn , girl . You are smoking all the damn time! Your'e a fucking smokeaholic."

" Damn man! You are always high ! Freakin smokeaholic!"

by mrknowitallagain March 13, 2009

I smoked him out

Everyone else has this wrong. To share so much weed with a friend that they no longer want to smoke anymore on that occassion. They are "out".

I smoked him out so fat he feel asleep...so i bounced

by HCastle October 23, 2007

i smoke rocks

The use of crack or the showing of over excitment.

"i smoke rocks..i slam dope"

by Brian Fox January 8, 2008

smoke that kush

smoking weed
it's in a lil wayne song.

dood. lets go smoke that kush.

by SASHAA<3 December 20, 2007

smoked salmon

For the Northwest area smoked salmon refers to weed. When the person wants to be discreet such as at work, or in conversation. In other places smoked turkey would suffice

I want some of that delicious smoked salmon. You got any smoked salmon I just ran out. My buddy wants some fish wanna come over and have a fish fry? I need an oz. of smoked salmon. I think I ate to much salmon im wasted!

by TH3WOLFE July 22, 2009