smashed ham sandwich

When a woman fist's herself in the ass commonly done in front of a group or partner for awe inspiring or gross out effect

Sam:You missed a great party liz showed us the smashed ham sandwich and bob was puked everywhere

by yaktownwelder January 20, 2010

smash my grill

Wanting to recieve, rough, oral sex

Megan: Bob is so hot, I think I want him to smash my grill in.

by rnnrdad July 1, 2018

box office smash

When you take a shit so massive the toilet gets blocked.

Originating from 'box' being used to describe a toilet - ie shit box.

Jethro: Wow dad I can smell that from my bedroom!
Dad: Right on Jethro, I just did a box office smash!

by gold member October 4, 2005

Post Smash

Before Raming Ur Girl From Behind U Take A Pick Of Her Ass On Ur Dick

I Sent A Post Smash To PuckSnaps78

by PuckSnaps78 January 15, 2018

Smashing the bag

When a bag needs a new cunt.

Person 1: What you up to tonight?
Person 2: Smashing the bag!
Person 1: MATE
Person 2: GOOD BAAAAAAG!

by Phil McPhilson October 30, 2011

smash mouth

a fat hoe typically used by black men to dick down

i fucked smash mouth last night

by oo werty September 26, 2017

Quad-smash

Referring to sexual relations with four people using the word "smash" meaning sex. Usually two guys and two girls but if the guy is super lucky, one guy and three girls. Three dudes and one girl is just too much dick.

Dude we need to plan out this quad-smash cause it's going to be pretty intense.

Dude hit up that girl with the deefed face cause I'm really trying to run a quad-smash

Dude, let's do work and get this quad-smash going

by Boss919 May 29, 2010