when a male is about to lose his virginity or engage in a certain sexual activity that he has never done before, his massive throbbing boner suddenly disappears and goes soft
Yo dude i was about to rail my girlfriend in my basement, but outta nowhere i got the worst cock shock of my life and went into depression! i was pissed.
by 7incherYEAHBUDDY May 9, 2011
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two in the pass, one in the ass.
two in the bank, one in the rank.
two in the v, one in the b.
two in the pass, one in the ass.
two in the bank, one in the rank.
two in the v, one in the b.
by WDIV April 20, 2007
Get the shocker mug.The insertion of multiple fingers into a womans body, plus the rubbing of the clitoris. Also reffered to as Two in the pink, one in the stink, and one to command the clit.
I gave some random bitch the shocker last night, she said noone commanded her clit like that before. SCORE!
by Jake Fischer April 22, 2005
Get the the shocker mug.Someone who never gets pussy, and then finally see's one and get scared, or panics, or does not know what to do.
And are therefore Pussy Shocked.
And are therefore Pussy Shocked.
Dude, I was about to get my dick wet for the 1st time last night. She got naked and came to me ... But then I go PUSSY SHOCKED and blanked.
by Nairdied January 2, 2008
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Speaker 1: I can't believe Nico is hanging with that girl, she's gross.
Speaker 2: haha, he's gonna shock the monkey.
Speaker 2: haha, he's gonna shock the monkey.
by Googs January 6, 2008
Get the shock the monkey mug.1) Among the most versatile of multi-purpose expressions, “shock and awe” can be used to portray any response desired; 2) A general response whose tone determines the manner of which it is used; 3) An expression used to convey your reaction or attitude towards or for a statement.
"George...did you know that Talisa bought a new car?"
"She did?"
"Shock and awe!"
"Oh my God...did you see that?!?"
"Shock...And...Awe..!"
"She did?"
"Shock and awe!"
"Oh my God...did you see that?!?"
"Shock...And...Awe..!"
by Avenger.In.Pink December 19, 2005
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