Ninja bitch-slap

When a regular bitch-slap just isn't enough, a Ninja bitch-slap incorporates the ancient use of covert agents or mercenarys of feudal Japan specializing in unorthodox arts of war. The functions of the ninja included espionage, sabotage, infiltration, assassination, as well as open combat in certain situations. The underhanded tactics of the ninja were contrasted with the samurai, who were careful not to tarnish their reputable image.

A properly executed Ninja bitch-slap will probably land you a top spot on the bad ass list, right under Chuck Norris.

Scott: I wouldn't mess with Trevor if I were you, man.
I heard he Ninja bitch-slapped one guy so hard he left the country- completely disappeared...

Joey: That guy graduated dumbass,
he works at Taco Bell.

Scott: Oh, did he, Joey?
..Did he?

by thesameoldshit March 9, 2010

Covid Turkey Slap

Due to social distancing, simulating the performance of a traditional Turkey Slap by swinging the penis back and forth, 6 ft away from her face with no physical contact.

While not as physically satisfying as it would be under non-pandemic circumstances, the act of lovingly pseudo-slapping your partner in the face with an erect or semi erect penis is still a coveted tradition especially around Thanksgiving.

My hot cousin came to town for thanksgiving. While i normally would give her a Turkey slap after everyone went to bed, we kept our distance and had to settle for the covid Turkey slap instead. I gave her a little helicopter penis action as well.

by Dick Onchin November 13, 2020

what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac

it basically means "what the fuck" but funnier since if you get cut mid-sentence, you have to start over, making it 2x funnier than it was before, because that's how broken my humor is.

person no 1: "hey...hey, what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac do you think you're doing, sir?"
person no 2: "mind your own damn business."

by bigdaddy123yesplease September 29, 2021

Duck Butter Slap

To apply duck butter to ones hand, and to slap a deserving person in the nose/mouth: see duck butter

My boss pissed me off so much, I had to give him a juicy duck butter slap across the face.

by KiLLa Es December 6, 2006

Panda Slap

Panda Slap is a term created and used by professional wrestling tweeter and youtube web show host, WrestleBunny. It is a severe form of slap, with a large panda like hand, connecting to your face in a matter of seconds. Your head is liable to snap off and roll away or your cheeks may light on fire after Panda Slap is applied.

"If you don't comply, I will panda slap you!"
"Ignore Bunny and get panda slapped!"
"Panda slap your mom."

by WrestleBunny January 19, 2010

slap ass friday

in high school where every friday all the guys in the school slap all the girls' asses. pretty much self explanitory.

sharika: heeeeey devonte! you know its slap ass friday right?? aren't you gonna do somethin' to me?

devonte: *slap's sharika's ass* mmmm. sorry baby. i forgot!

by dictionarylady October 20, 2008

slap bag

Basically, a bag of wine(has to be cheap, franzia acceptable) talks some shit to you. Being a person of class, you don't appreciate the aforementioned shit talk, so you beat the fuck out of the bag by punch. Upon punch you undo the nozzle and suck the life juice out of the bag until you can not take any more. Then you boot. (see def. of boot)

Dude.. I can't play slap bag, I have to be awake at some point next week. ...."SLLAAPP BAGGG"

by Heads McNuggz January 5, 2008