Simrin

Simrin is a nice, outgoing girl, who is very popular and can sing and dance like a pro. She sets her standards high and is, very caring and loving, and can be quite protective. She won't trust you straightaway, you'll have to earn it. She seems cold and detached but when you gain her trust, she'll show you her fun goofy side. Simrin is hot, sexy and charming. She'll have you bowing down before her, as if she's a goddess. To attract her, you must be confident, not cocky, dont be clingy, pay for dinner and give her your coat when she's cold. Simrin is intelligent, so don't think she's dumb or she'll have your head on a stick. Simrin is a calm woman, but one little thing will tick her off and it will be like seeing the Devil himself.

"Damn, Simrin looking hot as hell!"
"I wish she was mine."
"She's way out of your league man."

by A_Brunette_Unicorn August 30, 2014

homer simpson

this guy is THE GREATEST guy ever

mmmmmm... forbidden dohnuts

I am evil homer, I am evil homer

by number 1 haggis by the way March 31, 2005

simrat

drop dead gorgeous, clever and model like. Names means meditation and well respected. Simrat also origins from the lotus flower as in meditation. Others are very envious.People cant bear simrat.

ugh i hate simrat shes sooo fucken pretty.

by honestperson May 2, 2009

simbi

a girl with the most beautiful pair of eyes on the planet. she has an hourglass figure, keeps it real, can dance better than most girls out there. very passionate. swagged out. a based person. funny, always trying to improve herself, tries to please others before pleasing herself. honest, loving caring, and lets not forget gorgeous.

"i need a simbi type of girl. like as soon as possible.

by blak_0ut_kid October 6, 2011

simoni

Cool but very controlling she is a really nice friend and makes you feel happy

Simoni you are a really good friend

by lol me 😂👌😜💥 January 15, 2017

Simpsons

A really funny cartoon with a fat and stupid, but really cool father (Homer,) Marge is the mother with blue hair and the hairstyle looks like the bride of Frankenstein, and three funny kids with spikey hair. (Bart, Lisa and Maggie.)

The Simpsons have been on the air for almost 17 years.

by Stacy February 21, 2004

Simonist

Currently sparking massive online debate is the image (in accordance with rule 34) of Alvin, Theodore, and Simon receiving head. The question poses who receives the best head, which shouldn’t even be a question because it is clearly Simon. Being a nerd doesn’t make him a Virgin, in fact, he’s tall, handsome, and smart. He knows the ins and outs of every sexual position. Simon, with his legs in the air, can barely withhold the head is he receiving. He is also the chipmunk who gives the best dick. The term “Simonists” has now become synonymous with “intellectual” or “200 IQ+” individuals.

I’m proud to be a simonist!

Simonists are the only ones with brains!

Disregard that Alvinist, fellow Simonist, he’s a Cumbrain.

by NotBrainless September 20, 2019