Mud Shark

Sexually challanged white British man that is attracted to a black juicy gash.

That dumb limey thinks those black chicks are top quality. He is shuch a mud shark

by Cobbs May 18, 2006

shark dick

The act of wraping the penis with barbed wire and then having intercoures

I'm going to impale you with my shark dick

by oldfatman418 March 11, 2010

loan shark

a party that charges rediculously high interest rates in return for financing short-term, high-risk loans. historically a member of organized crime, these days it's likely a "pay day loan" business.

i needed a quick $300 so i took out a pay day loan. those loan sharks charged me 782% interest

by pizza July 18, 2004

Ice Shark

An obstruction on an ice surface, such as a crevice or bump, which causes the skater to lose balance and fall unexpectedly.

Johnny would have scored on the break-away, but the ice shark got him.

by rhockey March 14, 2011

caught a shark

Having an extremely attractive, friendly and amazing girl, that the majority of the population fancy, to yourself. "Oh you've caught yourself a shark there dude." A complement to the guy who has caught her and to the shark "girl" herself.

Woah you caught a shark there bro!

by LunarMalice December 5, 2014

eat the shark

Similar to jump the shark, the phrase eat the shark refers to the point where a television show is no longer any good and the main character becomes fat.

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch ate the shark when Sabrina went to college. The show was no longer enjoyable and Sabrina became fat.

It's quite a bummer when shows eat the shark.

by crankthetank April 15, 2010

Shark bait

When your old lady’s on the rag

Me “Hey babe lets go to the beach”
Old lady “ I can’t I’m shark bait, maybe next week “.

by snwrdr33 May 13, 2018