santaing

A form of paedophilia which the paedophile goes to the child for some special presents (usually something expensive). Consequences are that they don't have enough money and the kids get clickbaited or they end up becoming skint.

Hey Mr Nonce, stop santaing my kids

by Deadboydoor517 July 2, 2021

Santańa

A person who used to like women but then switched and likes men.

I told my girlfriend I like men now then she said “your such a Santańa

by We at Walmart July 9, 2021

Shan't

A very inconvenient way of saying "I shall not"

Max: Hey do you want to come over to get pizza later?
Thomas: No! I mustn't! I shan't!
Max: Bro wtf

by 𝜋² (𝑒 to the (𝑖 * 𝜋)) October 4, 2021

santanah

best person you’ll EVER meet, don’t let her go

santanah is amazing

by babbi November 22, 2021

Santa

An anagram of SATAN
Hes lonely too cos his wife dumped him

Child:Do u think santa is real?
Mom: hes the fucking devil

by dbevsuknnnnnnncf7i6tmfugnytncv November 23, 2021

Santa in the caboose

1. Anal intercourse on or around the Christmas holiday.
2. Anal intercourse while the giver is dressed as Santa Claus.

After we finished wrapping the kids' gifts and placing them under the tree, my wife asked for a Santa in the caboose. So, I slid down her chimney and got soot on my Yule log. Ho! Ho! Ho!

by James Island thriller December 4, 2021

Santa Clause

did your mom tell you the truth yet?

"OMG Santa Clause?!"

by William<3 December 23, 2021