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sloppy muff

A vagina that is very loose and is equally as disgusting. In fact a sloppy muff is so bad it may resemble a bag of mince meat that has been punched multiple times and then been deficated upon by a pack of wild horses.
Dude, do you remember that girl I went home with yesterday night? She had the worst sloppy muff.
by immaslapahoe December 28, 2016
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sloppy casper

A bukkake session that results in the whole face being covered in semen with the exception of the eyes leaving the recipient to appear as if they are wearing a traditional ghost costume made from a sheet with the eye holes cut out. The only difference is, in this case, the sheet is made of semen.
Yukio was tired of her eyes stinging so by the time she shot Japanese Cum Queens 7, she closed her eyes during the money shots leaving her with a sloppy casper when all the men were finished.
by rickabone August 21, 2017
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Sloppy hippo

One night I got super drunk and did a sloppy hippo, and woke up the next morning with pond scum on my ballsack
by Animal tamer June 19, 2017
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Sloppy Stranger

When you sit on your non-primary hand until it goes numb, and use that hand to masturbate.
"Dude, last night I got a handjob from a sloppy stranger"
"Shut up, Gary, I know you were just masturbating."
by Kemper6six6 October 4, 2017
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Sloppy sandcastle

When you bury a man on the beach, lying on his back, with a snorkel. The only thing exposed is his erect penis sticking out of the sand, which is being blown by a woman.
I was on the beach with my girlfriend last night. It was my birthday, so I convinced her to give me a sloppy sandcastle!
by Dustinj321 October 14, 2017
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sloppy seth

When you rip a sloppy seth, its a messy shit and you obliterate your toilet. Mostly people rip sloppy seth after eating corn and mashed potatoes
Last night i creamed walmart's toilet with a sloppy seth
by apoorip October 20, 2017
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sloppy robinson

similar in constitution to a sloppy joe but instead of being a sandwich it's a dick
chad gave me a sloppy robinson last night. it was gross.
by robinslop November 5, 2017
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