pumpkin spice steamer

When a you pay a sex worker to paint their ass orange, like a pumpkin, then create a brown “stem” for the pumpkin by taking a shit. Then, they subsequently, sit on their client’s lap, imprinting the pumpkin shape on the lap.

Johnny was feeling festive and horny, so he paid a hooker for a pumpkin spice steamer to get in the fall spirit.

by CocoMomo October 18, 2021

s.e. portland steambath

Leaving a rugged crap in the bowl after a hot shower in the one bathroom for one of three roommates.

I ran into Joanie's 's.e. Portland steambath,' while getting ready for work this morning. I'm taxing her two Humm kombuchas.

by Drumscrubby February 17, 2017

Seamus Heaney

A ruthless villain who will stop at nothing to torture the younger generations by writing poems of any century other than the 21st.

English teachers nut over Seamus Heaney

by Thomas Heaney December 9, 2017

Sheaman

A man that doesn't like going down on girls. He is a generous guy but doesn't like to do the dirty work. He will take a girl on dates and treat her like a queen but he isn't fair when it comes to the sheets. He comes from Ireland from the O'Sheas.

Hey Andrew! How was last night?

She sucked my dick but I didn't go down on her!
Why?

I'm a Sheaman

by stillcastille October 22, 2019

seamus moment

when something goes wrong in a game or in person it's considered a seamus moment. if you end up losing in any way shape or form in a game or in person it's considered a seamus moment.

that's such a seamus moment

by donovan VI March 22, 2022

two-seamer

A two-seam fastball. A pitch thrown with high velocity like a regular fastball, but typically with more movement, often downwards like a sinker. Named after the positions of the pitcher's index and middle fingers, which are held along the baseball's two seams where they are closest together.

"Jeff Samardzija and Doug Fister throw some of the best two-seamers in the game. Samardzija throws them faster, but Fister gets more ground-ball outs."
"Why are you telling me this?"
"Well, I thought maybe you'd be interested, since you're looking it up Urban Dictionary."
"No."
"OK."

by pandaKrusher April 8, 2015

Cleaveland steamer

I cleaveland Steamer is when a man defecates on a woman's chest after some period of intercourse. A variation of this is the "chili dog" which takes the Cleaveland Steamer one step further by "titty fucking" the woman using the feces as lubricant.

I dont have that much gumption; After I gave her the Cleaveland steamer, I couldn't chili dog her without laughing.

by shotgun Wallace April 29, 2004