Jacob Sartorius

See trash

I saw Jacob Sartorius. I want to drink bleach

by Do The Mario March 6, 2017

heart starter

A beer in the morning

Does anyone want a heart starter?

by jcd June 7, 2003

jacob sartorius

a talentless 12 year old that got famous from making bad musical.lys and trying way too hard. all the nine year old girls love him, for some reason.

nine year old girl: omG!!! JACob saRTORIUS IS sO HAWT!13!!!2!7!1!!
other ppersonn: wtf he's twelve? and he doesn't even do anything?

by yumplacenta June 29, 2016

Starter Dick

Otherwise known as the “Goldilocks” of dick sizes, a starter dick is that golden ratio of not too big not too small. The starter dick is the introduction to above average sized male sex organs. Users of the starter dick may then be open to exploring bigger options.

I found out my new boyfriend has a starter dick, it’s like the perfect size!”

by Sleepyish February 4, 2018

satart

Adjective) Satart describes art originally derived from satellite images, and manipulated into artistic expressions by means of computer software, or paint. The word is a literal abbreviation from the word satellite, with the addition of the word art. It also stands for "space and time art" ,or "subjective art & time"

Artists and satart painters from around the globe , who follow certain guidelines,are said to be part of the satart movement

by artvs March 7, 2009

The Sartre

When you feel as if you're dropping a massive deuce, but when you check the bowl, there's nothing there.

Told Jim I dropped the Sartre this morning.. I was dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool and I thought I was gonna get a prolapse for a second, but when I checked the toilet, there was nothing there.

by synnth July 24, 2011

jacob sartorius

cancer

jacob sartorius = cancer

by jacobsartoriusiscancer November 26, 2016