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five star man

An alpha male, a perfect specimen. Let me tell you something, they’re someone who hasn’t even begun to peak because when they start to peak they’ll peak all over everybody. A golden god if you will. Someone who’s body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo’s David. Someone who’s nose alone was chiselled by the gods themselves. Someone who’s penis can go from flaccid to erect in mere seconds. Someone everybody wants to be
I’m a five star man!” Said Dennis.
by Thetrashman January 19, 2021
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Brown Star General

The rank one attains upon fucking a chick in the ass.
She gives out a lot of promotions. She promoted me AND Peterson to Brown Star General.
by Vinceums October 7, 2003
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Death Star docking station

The act of taking a shit inside someone else's asshole.
I was hanging out with Eli one night when he asked me if he could shit in my ass. I told him I did not like Death Star docking stations.

There's nothing like a nice creamy Death Star docking station from your lover first thing in the morning.
by roejoebuck October 12, 2008
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gold star gay

A gay person who has never had sex with the opposite gender

Props to Corey Johnson of Sirius Satellite Radio's OutQ stream
Corey's never done it with a chick so he's gold star gay.
by Anonymous October 26, 2003
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Michigan Star

Michigan Star is A Restaurant Rating System. If your restaurant lacks of Flavor, Cleanliness, Design/Ambiance
You will forsure have a high "MICHIGAN STAR" rating. Opposite of that Would be A "michelin star"
Billy BadAzz* "How was that restaurant my guy?"

Italian Vito* "First off , once I walked in, old paintings from the 80s whatdafuck , the place smelt like the wallz had mold, the baked ziti was as hard as my leather nikes and taste like my godfathers colonoscopy bag. I looked up and saw the "MICHIGAN STAR" Award, it was at that moment Billy, everything made sense"

Billy BadAzz* "oh that restaurant must really suck if it received a Michagan Star, How cringe"
by UrbanDictionary.OG January 31, 2022
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Trailer Park All Star

Either a redneck or a hillbilly that has displayed exemplary and distinguished service as a douchebag.

A Trailer Park All Star is literally: meat on the hoof, chop-blocking, carnivorous, mullet wearing, knuckle dragging, ignorant, nose-picking, english-is-my-second-language, country-ass, crotch scratching douche bag.
Shazaam! What a crowd of complete Trailer Park All Stars just rolled into JC Pennys looking for sale on boxer briefs. Now it's a giant sausage festival and we are all screwed. Guess I'll go write a rap song.
by Chris Low January 12, 2009
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Rock star lifestyle

An Extravigant lifestyle consisting of constant partying, nights never remembered, and expensive attire/ lavish items.
"See that guy all coked up? he hasn't slept is 3 days and is still drinking gran patron and dom perignon"

"Yea he lives a rock star lifestyle dude, thats nothing to him"
by Knizz January 2, 2010
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