SMURFGIRLED

To be teased or practical joked beyond belief by exjw Smurf Girl and/or publicly outed and embarrassed… possibly jailed or worse. Especially if you happen to be a Jehovah’s Witness. So beware… 🤣🤣🤣

Former governing body member, Tony Morris aka Anthony Morris III was smurfgirled really bad and kicked out of Bethel after Exjw Smurf Girl exposed him publicly.

by Exjw Smurf Girl June 13, 2024

Smurfing

“Smurfing” is the erotic practice of tying spare dental floss around the base of an erect penis, and waiting for it to subsequently become a bluish black hue, similar to that of a Smurf (a fictional blue troll-like character) this process is completed with an intense masturbation session while laying down, completing this smurf-like look by covering the tip in semen, resembling the hat of a Smurf.

“Dude she was so bad”
“I know bro I’m gonna try Smurfing to her tonight”
“Whatever tickles your pickle man, but don’t tie it too tight”

by Retardbeater8008 October 24, 2024

smugflation

Smugflation (noun): When elitist leftists become so insufferably smug and dismissive of the working class that they drive union workers and blue-collar voters to the right. It’s fueled by taxing the poor for their climate & social crusades while the rich skate by on government incentives.

Oh look another Democrat politician wanting the poor to pay for the rich Teslas through incentives. The smugflation is at 100% today.

The smugflation of this guy preaching to the Plumber that they should only drive green vehicles to work.

Oh look, they want to tax the poor again for rich people to buy more Teslas. The Smugflation index is at 100% today.

Smugflation inflated elitism manifests as:

1. Patronizing policies that burden the working class, demanding they foot the bill for grandiose climate and social agendas, while the wealthy remain untouched by meaningful sacrifice.

2. A repulsive dismissiveness toward the values and struggles of the working class, casting them as obstacles to progress rather than partners in societal improvement.

3. A tone-deaf inability to connect with working-class concerns, fostering resentment so deep that traditional Democratic strongholds flip allegiance in frustration.

by Beverly Hills Ninja December 26, 2024

smumfy

a type of dog with a long face and scruffy fur, such as an afghan hound - originates from a viral tiktok of unintelligible adjectives people have used to describe someone's dog

look at that stupid little smumfy

by Smumfler February 16, 2026

smurfing

engaging in sexual activities or flirting with people younger than you.

what did you do this weekend?
i went smurfing with tp villain at that place where the 19 year olds drink with tpvillain

by tpvillain February 17, 2025

Smurfing

When you cut of circulation to your shaft so it turns blue but you use magic to keep the tip red like a Smurf hat

Edwin was smurfing it in his room and almost lost his dick.

by DroneAndUAS2025 February 18, 2025

Smurfshit

A live action adaptation of a popular childrens media franchise where the titular character(s) are transported to the real world, complete with human companions, photorealistic interpretations of iconic characters, shots with the main character and their human companion in a car, and plenty of too-obvious callbacks to the franchise.

Person 1: I want to see The (Insert Franchise Here) Movie. I grew up with this franchise as a kid.

Person 2: This movie looks like a load of smurfshit.

by CrazyCockatoo2003 February 21, 2025