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Wanna eat? Shut up then!

This was a phrase popular in Northern Lower Michigan in the mid-to-late 1980's.  It is believed to have originated from a highschool teacher in Pentwater trying to calm down a classroom before lunch hour.  It was uttered in various circumstances, generally associated with mealtimes.
Kids standing in line at a McDonald's.  One turns to the other and shouts (preferably in the other's ear): Wanna eat? Shut up then!
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brown eyes wide shut party

A dirty phrase used by Family Guy’s Quagmire in season 12 episode 3 “Quagmire’s Quagmire”.
I gotta go. My and Sonja are suppose to go to a brown eyes wide shut party.
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Seriously Shut the Fuck up

U just want someone to shut the fuck up ... they so annoyin.. leave me alone... get a life.. get the fuck out of my way
by James Evans March 28, 2004
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beep beep shut the FUCK up

an exclamation, mainly used under two circumstances:
1. unbearable rudeness
2. unbearable absurdity
example one:

Margot: Man, I love getting to use the 10 Items or Less Lane at the grocery store!
(Franny cuts in front of her in line and proceeds to unload her full cart of groceries)
Franny: (to Margot) Sorry dear, I'm a little over the limit.
Margot: (to self) ...beep...beep, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

example two:

Zach: (watching Dancing With the Stars) Is that really Slater from Saved By the Bell dancing the tango?

Michelle: BEEP BEEP shut the FUCK up!
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well shut my mouth

Well shut my mouth! A term that means “wait really?” It’s used in a surprised sense in southern states.
“She kissed me last night!”
“Well shut my mouth! Me too!”
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Nutted Shut

The common occurrence that men experience after an intense fap session, to be Nutted Shut is quite a painful experience, as one temporarily lacks the ability to piss.

It is a long tedious process to try and urinate after masturbation, but if you manage to (very unlikely), you will be met by the most god-awful burning sensation you have ever experienced. This specific sensation feels like you are being stabbed in the urethra by millions of tungsten carbide needles. The only people who can somehow tolerate/avoid this little scenario is the fap aficionado, which is mentioned in a different article.
Jerry Jerkoff: Ugh...

Freddy Fapsalot: What’s wrong jerry?

Jerry Jerkoff: Oh man, I just Nutted Shut so bad today.

Freddy Fapsalot: Dude, you could have prevented that by pissing before you decided to choke your chicken.

Jerry Jerkoff: Thanks Freddy, I’ll use that the next time I feel horny and lonely.
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Rusted Shut

The status of a females vagina who hasn’t been utilized in many moons
Ivanka is super hot, I heard she’s rusted shut though after her husband blew his dick off in that fireworks accident.
by shpesshssheshepkalna August 20, 2020
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