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shirtsy

A shirt which bears the logo of a team, usually in professional sports, that has the name and number of a player on the back just like a jersey does, but is in fact a shirt.
John: Hey Tom, you ready for the game?
Tom: Yeah, hold on one sec I need to grab something
(Tom grabs shirtsy, walks downstairs)
John: Nice shirtsy, let's go.
by badumcha March 18, 2011
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Short-balling

When a man wears shorts with no underwear in such a manner as to expose his balls to those around him (either intentionally, or unintentionally).
Hey, your brother is short-balling again. Can you please tell him to tuck it in? The ladies are getting offended.
by Sparkle Stone November 25, 2011
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shortcuming

Girl 1: I'm gonna make that guy.

Girl 2: You shoulda stay away from him. He has severe shortcumings. Don't ask me how I know that.
by AGF January 12, 2013
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short stakk

The most beautiful woman you will every meet. She is beautiful inside and out and should be revered as the Queen of all she surveys.
Short Stakk is the woman I have waited for my entire life!
by Short Stakk November 19, 2014
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Short Fat

Guys who are over wieght, less than 5 feet 5 inches tall with no neck. Wear thier polo shirts with the collar popped and wear hats side ways. Are known to hang around AA and NA meetings, also are usually named Joey.
Look at this guy walking into the meeting, he is such a short fat.
by #TrustTheProcess June 1, 2018
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2 pies short

Short for "2 pies short of a grand final". An Australian coloquialism referring to impaired or reduced mental capacity. Slightly crazy or stupid, not "all there". Derived from the custom of selling meat pies to the crowd during half time of a football match. Does not refer to being drunk or psycho.
"Watch him, mate, he's 2 pies short".
by Tim Francis May 25, 2007
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on the band shortbus

Like the more well-known saying, "to be on the bandwagon", but it is used when one likes a band before they become cool.
Steve: "I see a lot of little kids like Green Day these days."
Mark: "Yeah, they're all jumping on the Green Day bandwagon now. But us two, we were on the band shortbus. We got "39/Smooth" when it first came out."
by Regina Misanthropia August 2, 2009
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