Shitty G

A Shitty G is two things:

1: A character from a song from Yourfavoritemartian (Ray William Johnson)

2: A Shitty G is a Hill-billy who thinks they are the best of the best.

1:
Random YouTuber 1: My least favorite character of Yourfavoritemartian characters is Shitty G.
Random YouTuber 2: Yeah, me too.

2:
Friend 1: Hey dude, look at that Shitty G!
Friend 2: Yeah. I hate how he thinks he is SOOO cool!

by Littlemandude11 December 26, 2011

Shitty Kitty

When a woman wipes back to front, setting the stage for a world class yeast infection as well as a lowered social level.

Hey, I went to go down on Amy and was so grossed out by her Shitty Kitty!

by R-Dickulous April 22, 2021

shitternet

The name that the World Wide Web adopts once you begin browsing it while sitting on the toilet.

I was in the middle of an intense flame war, and I really had to shit. I grabbed my laptop, headed to the bathroom, and continued the flame war while on the shitternet.

by Bozzltov January 18, 2009

shitty

It is when you don't like something or someone. When it looks or seems bad

"Look at his shoes the look really shitty"

"Her body is hot, but her face looks shitty."

by Cruzz April 23, 2008

Surprise Shittack

Ar first you have to freeze a piece of shit, then get your girl to 'blow' you (in the dark), only substituting your cock with your frozen piece of shit, when she notices shove it in her mouth and make that bitch eat it!

*turn lights off*

Andrew: Hey babe, wanna blow me?
Sarah: Sure.

*Take out the piece of shit*

Andrew: Ok, suck on it
Sarah: WHAT... WHAT IS THIS?

*Shove it in her mouth*

Andrew: Eat it bitch!

I just gave Sarah the best Surprise Shittack ever, she didn't even see it coming.

by VLpeekers January 6, 2011

shitty dick

n. A banana smeared with peanut butter. A longtime favorite (watch the cottonmouth!)

"Dude, I'm hungry. You got something to snack on?"
"How 'bout a shitty dick!"
"Right on, bro!"

by shish September 1, 2004

Shitty Santa

To climb on ones roof and takes a shit in their chimney (make sure to do it when its cold) so when they light a fire, their entire humbled abode smells like your Christmas breakfast. (Aka your shit)

Dude, i totally pulled a Shitty Santa last Christmas eve,when i went over to the house i did it at it smelled like shit!

by Gmoney aka Andy October 13, 2007