Mud Shark

Sexually challanged white British man that is attracted to a black juicy gash.

That dumb limey thinks those black chicks are top quality. He is shuch a mud shark

by Cobbs May 18, 2006

shark dick

The act of wraping the penis with barbed wire and then having intercoures

I'm going to impale you with my shark dick

by oldfatman418 March 11, 2010

Ice Shark

An obstruction on an ice surface, such as a crevice or bump, which causes the skater to lose balance and fall unexpectedly.

Johnny would have scored on the break-away, but the ice shark got him.

by rhockey March 14, 2011

eat the shark

Similar to jump the shark, the phrase eat the shark refers to the point where a television show is no longer any good and the main character becomes fat.

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch ate the shark when Sabrina went to college. The show was no longer enjoyable and Sabrina became fat.

It's quite a bummer when shows eat the shark.

by crankthetank April 15, 2010

caught a shark

Having an extremely attractive, friendly and amazing girl, that the majority of the population fancy, to yourself. "Oh you've caught yourself a shark there dude." A complement to the guy who has caught her and to the shark "girl" herself.

Woah you caught a shark there bro!

by LunarMalice December 5, 2014

Vid Sharking

Hitting your local video store, browsing through the new releases but buying nothing only to note down the titles you will download when you get home. Favourite sport of pirates.

Hey I wouldn't mind watching a movie tonight.

Damn don't have much $ for it. Lets go vid sharking!

Ya then we can come back and download it!

by NZOG April 2, 2010

shark attacking

“Shark Attacking” involves a nude, sexually-excited man bending over backwards on all fours and walking around with his dorsal fin gliding through the air. There’s no payoff. He’s just a shark now. (Making noises is recommended to enhance the fun. Can be done alone, but preferably in the presence of a partner.)

Dude you should try "shark attacking" it will spice up your sex life, or at least make your girlfriend laugh.

by Sodabutton May 17, 2014