scoobs

glasgow street term for blue valium (diazepam) known as blues which translated in glasgow rhyming slang is scooby doos and thats where scoobs comes from.

junkie 1: here mate dae u know anycunt thats puntin scoobs the noo?
junkie 2: naw mate i dont.

by minniemoose November 16, 2006

Scoobs

Silcone + Boob = Scoob. Not to be confused with Milkies, which are big natural breasts.

When Stacey graduated high school, her parents bought her a nice pair of Scoobs.

by 2003 Scoob Champion September 17, 2010

Scooby Snack

When one pulls out of ass, only to discover a nugget of shit on the end of ones cock. Then one picks it off and throws it at the unsuspecting victim while screaming "SCOOBY SNACK!"

Dan pulled out of Emma last night only to discover a Scooby Snack!

by Tomuss Clayriss March 28, 2010

scooby snack

noun. the ash drawn through a pipe when it's kicked

Me: *Cough Cough*
You: You okay man?
Me: Yeah, just choked on a scooby snack

by e-dawg October 28, 2004

Scooby sense

The paranormal ability gained after watching too much scooby doo which allows the afflicted to tell exactly (every time) who dun it in any scooby doo episode within minutes of it starting.

Common side effects of this ability include but are not limited to:
- Uncontrollable humming of the scooby doo theme.
- Inability to supress daydreams including enigmatic dogs.
- Impressing friends or siblings you reveal this power to, followed by inspiring them with awe at your powers, quickly followed by complete alienation and rejection from all close friends, but that doesn't matter because you can still watch scooby doo.
- Being bequeathed with unimaginative nicknames revolving around the scooby theme. And liking it.
- Being hit by projectiles while your just minding your own business.
- Thinking that meeting up with other people who like scooby doo you met on www.ILoveScoobyDoo.com is perfectly normal.

Unfortunately this unique and incredibly usefull ability is lost if you go without watching scoob's wild adventures for more than a couple of weeks. Alas.

One without Scooby sense (OWSS): Hey im going to watch some Scooby doo.
The afflicted: Ill watch too.
*Presses play*
The afflicted: ITS HIM! *Points*
OWSS: How do you know?
*** If it weren't for you meddling!... ***
Scoobatron: Told you so.
OWSS: Man thats weird. *Leaves*
OWSS: "FREAK!" *Egg impacts on window*
*Presses play*

by Greggythegreat December 18, 2009

Scooba Diver

Used as an insult that will highly offend the individual that it is told to. It's meaning pertains to many things, such as either someone who has made a very stupid mistake, or someone who is just very stupid or insulting to be around. Can often be used as a joke around friends that wont be taken to literally due to the fact of it being used very little.

Can be shortened to just diver if necessary.

Get out of here you scooba diver, you're so stupid.
No man, i wont be seen with a diver like that.

by Degnan2e January 9, 2011

Scooby

To take without permission, or to borrow without asking. It is never anything of value if you are taking it, and if you borrow it, you let the person know you scoobied it.

* Hey, I scoobied your pen. Here, let me give it back.
* Did you scooby these coasters from the bar?
* We were out of toilet paper, so I scoobied some from the gym to get us through the day.

by Augie1969 February 2, 2015