crotch rocket

A type of rocket that is most effective when shot at someone's crotch.

"Alright troops, remember to aim at the crotch with that crotch rocket."

by Edsel November 15, 2007

snot rocket

a projectile booger blown out at a fast speed.

a spitwad but as a booger there so being called a snot rocket.

by chuckalicious May 30, 2006

crotch rocket

A crotch rocket is a penis.

Gary has a huge crotch rocket and all of the girls want to ride it.

by Rocket Rider November 1, 2006

Porch Rocket

A Amish rocking chair with a rocket engine

The only way to achieve space flight without electricity is with a porch rocket

by Chris "lilwang" Reich March 30, 2009

Australian Snot Rocket

the act of clearing one nostril by blowing out through it with great force while pinching the other nostril shut. this results in a massive evacualtion of anything that happens to be in the nostril.
specifically, the AUSTRALIAN snot rocket is performed after one has recieved an Australian Booger Blaster, and the resulting "rocket" is composed of both mucas and semen.

man 1: "last night i gave my wife an Australian Booger Blaster!"

man 2: "nice dude!"

man 1: "yeah, you'd think that, but then she blew an Australian Snot Rocket all over my chest."

man 2: "ew dude, you shoulda got the hell outta the way!"

man 1: "it's cool, i got the dog to lick it off."

man 2: "wow, there is something really wrong with you man."

by magellon February 16, 2009

red rocket

Nickname for Toronto Raptors star player Matt Bonner

Red Rocket watches his team from the bench.

by Chinaman Dan December 26, 2005

Clit-Rocket

The bizarre act of vigorously rubbing one's "snot rocket" onto the latter's clitoris until, from the crevace of the labia,the vaginal discharge secretes.

I had a really bad cold and I had no tissues so I gave my girl the Clit-Rocket.

by mista whoooo??? October 13, 2006