Dogmatically Retarded

An insult meant for someone who would lay down their opinion as absolute fact despite being intellectually dishonest. Typically once their claim has been addressed, instead of engaging with the point, they will quickly blurt out something off the top of their head that usually will yet again be dishonest.

Jess has bad takes, he is dogmatically retarded.

by Barrack Hussein Obamna December 6, 2022

Insanely Retarded

The mf who nicolas cage played in the first National Treasure (Ben Gates) .
Because the mf turned down $1 billion from the FBI for the treasure find

Damn Nigga you must be "Insanely Retarded" to turn that offer down

by Giga Nigga January 1, 2023

scheduley retarded

the advanced and final stage of bieng scheduley challenged.

someone who incurably moves like a sloth.

I wish my girl friend would have taken her condition of being scheduley challenged when she had the chance , it's to late now. I'll never be on time now that she's become scheduley retarded.

by jgrezn February 23, 2023

Globally Retarded

Where your either mentally or physically delayed to the point where you are behind in everyday life (Ex. Trends, Memes, Irl happenings/events), and quite blatantly retarded on a unreachable level. If someone calls you this, you might as well just kill yourself from that grave of an insult.

"Dude, Ryan fr cannot have this bad of reaction time, bro is literally Globally Retarded."

"Bro, Noah is so Globally Retarded, he thought that the hit game Among Us was funny! And he also triggered a National Guard Response! What the fuck dude?"

"Dude, Brian put grandpappy in a goddamn blender, is he that fucking Globally Retarded?"

by sexy hexy II March 4, 2023

Get retarded

The over-use of certain mind altering substances. After which person(s) feel less mentally capable.

Also used in place of "over amping"

Substance abuse.

Hey y'all, I got a ball. You wanna get retarded with me?

by Doping March 7, 2023

Borderline retarded

A half-human, garden-spud hybrid. Barely considered a person, someone who is borderline retarded is someone who shows every trait of mental retardation in every possible faculty.

Person 1: "She said 'good morning' at 5PM"
Person 2: "'Cause she's borderline retarded"

by Spider647 October 25, 2023

Text Retarded

When the dumbass friend in your groupchat asks a question that indicates they don't know how to fucking read.

Friend One: Dinner is at 7PM.
Friend Two: Cool see you then.
Friend Three: What time are we going to Dinner?
Friend One: Are you text retarded?

by Cummy Cummerson December 18, 2023