indiana redneck

Usually a right-winger that lives in the US state of Indiana, unlike common rednecks, Indiana Rednecks are wholesome and accept all races and ethnicities, however Indiana Rednecks, like their less civilized cousins, always enjoy fishing, target shooting, hunting, mudding, getting drunk, shouting at gay people, watching college football, and driving pickup trucks.

Person 1: “Hey Cletus, wanna come over to my place and watch the IU game? My friends Jamal, Ricardo, Ahmed, and Khan are gonna be there.”

Person 2: “IU? Buddies a’ fowah races? Mainly propers pronounciatin’ a’ words an’ correct grammers? Sheeeeooot, Richard, yous a’ normal everyday Indiana Redneck!”

by [Pappy_Polska] December 17, 2017

st. thomas redneck condtion

The condition that occurs where human beings become infected with laziness, becomes cheaters,get kicked out or quit the military, have kids to five different men, get DUI'S, cannot keep jobs, and live near or with their parents. The infected feel they are extremely attractive or date females/males who also are infected. Usually these people become overweight and have homemade tattoos or claim to have fanastic careers of farmers, taxidermist, tattoo artist, mechanics, and managers of fast food . Usually these careers are false. Infected males are usually tall, overweight with tattoos of many different womens names on their bodies. Infected females usually are tall, overweight hicks that have gap teeth. The females usually are sexually active with any male that is desperate enough. Then become inpregnated and find a male infected to claim as father. If a infected male tries to date/marry/inpregnate someone who is not infected, female gets side effects but loses infects once male isnt around.

There is no cure and the infected become aged and live in dirty houses.

He lost his job, lives with his dad, and has no car. He must have st. thomas redneck condtion.

by acadia thunder November 24, 2011

Yuppie Redneck

an individual in the midst of an identity crises due to redneck family origins vs. the yuppie culture and behavior that they are acclimated to.

Conversation between a yuppie redneck mother and son:

Mom: "Tucker, you need to get a job son! I can't continue to make the payments on your Z71."

Tucker: "You know I done had 5 heat strokes in the past 2 years, and I can't work outside no more."

Mom: "Well you drink enough Starbucks, why don't you get a job down there?"

Tucker: "I'd probably have to work Saturdays, and then I'd miss the tailgating parties at Tiger Stadium. I mean, I know I flunked out, but all my friends are down there - I belong at LSU!"

Mom: "I sure wish you had gone to law school, and you go into practice with your daddy. Then you could pay for your own pickup truck!"

by Yelbis August 3, 2011

Long Island Redneck

A racially ignorant idiot, who has no experience with black people or any minority in America. Usually people believe rednecks are only found down south, but a redneck is technically someone who has no experience with anyone who is not them

Shut the fuck up you dumbass long island redneck

by Thepussymaster March 21, 2017

Turbo Redneck

A redneck who dresses in a sporty manner, often including wrap-around sunglasses.

The turbo redneck in HR made an uncomfortable comment about welfare babies. He had sweet Oakleys though.

by LifeOfH8 July 31, 2011

High Tech Redneck

Anyone who has the qualities of a geek/nerd/dork except that they live in the southern United States.

Bubba: Billy's been playing world of warcraft for two days straight. Is he a nerd now?

Leroy: naw he's just become a high tech redneck

by BrolySSJ5 March 24, 2009

the redneck way

acting in ways that seem to defy logic, sometimes doing things just because they can or to piss someone off.

"Can you believe that guy parks his truck in the grass in front of his brand new house????"
Reply
"You can't predict what a redneck's going to do that's just the redneck way."

by Ryan Thomson July 13, 2007