Cougar/ Real Feline Scale

In order to be in this category you have to be a bad ass Bitch who is 5 years or older than your boyfriend and able to pull them easily.
18 -24- Kitten

24 - 33- Bob Cat
33 -38- Lynx

38 - 48- Cougar
48-58- Cheetah
58-& up- Saber tooth tiger

Man I want a Cougar/ Real Feline Scale in my life.

by The real Guru July 28, 2018

Real-O-Meter

1. An indicator, not unlike a thermometer, determining the level of realness one possesses at any given moment in time. Both ends of the Real-O-Meter are synonymous with hot and cold colours; Red being the most real, blue being piss-weak.

1. "And that's when shit went crazy like Gnarls Barkley, man. I pushed my Real-O-Meter into the red"

by P-Monay August 9, 2006

real date

The opposite of an online date where the man turns out to be 3 inches shorter, has half as much hair and lives with his mom. And the girl is 20 pounds heavier and is neither "fun" or "easy going."

Hey, so which site is your date tonight from? None, it's a real date.

by The Nev January 7, 2009

@realDonaldTrump

holy shit, its gone!

@realDonaldTrump was banned on January 8th, 2021 due to the Presidents Supporters raiding the US capital on January 6th, 2021.

by 1nkyd1nky January 9, 2021

IV real

The inside joke created by Kherington and the rest of the dancers on So You Think You Can Dance. Meaning for real, the IV being the roman numeral for four. The sign being, reaching your left arm up and placing the pinky, ring finger, middle finger, and pointer finger on the side of your shoulder that points the same way as your face and your thumb on the back of your shoulder.

Look! Twitch and Comfort are throwing up the IV Real sign!

by Madexline August 28, 2008

Get your napkins ready

this can mean a variety of things, mostly used in a bar/club atmosphere; or joking with your friends:
ima make you sweat
ima break you off
ima get you wet
get everything ready
you can also say this to someone who is excited
also it doesnt have to be just napkins...you can use name brands also...

"doggie, we gonna pull hella bitches at the club tonight"
"oh word?"
" yea nigga get your napkins ready"
or...
"yo man, tell me the truth is there gonna be hella bitches at the party?"
"yea nigga you better bring a bounty roll with you, shit...better buy bulk from costco or somethin!"

by vol2bigsby March 10, 2008

creepin it real

when someone is consistently creepin on things that are goin on in your life

Missy is constantly creepin it real at work.

by smitty_oh_6 December 9, 2008