A dark-skinned man of Jewish, Israeli descent, in (two) lifetimes revealed himself as god's son, performed many miracles, spurned the beginning of a religion based upon his teachings and those if his father, commonly called the "almighty" or God. Also, he was crucified for his crimes against the caesar of the time's laws and wishes, as well as undermining his authoritah. Real Jesus is commonly misconceived as Jesus Christ and HIS apostles, a whiter, more bearded and thorny-headwear inclined modern interpretation of a clearly Israeli-born man. Jesus Christ, however, was more widely accepted due in no small part to the common skin tone of his followers.
God:Wait, guys, uh....my son wasn't that white...
Vatican:WHATCHU SAAAAAY????
God:No seriously, he was Israeli.
Vatican:Nuh-uh. This guy with the thorn headband is Jesus.
God:Oh, lol, no that's Jesus Christ. I'm talking about my son, Real Jesus. Get it straight.
Vatican:*with fingers crossed* okaaay, we promise we'll change it....
Vatican:WHATCHU SAAAAAY????
God:No seriously, he was Israeli.
Vatican:Nuh-uh. This guy with the thorn headband is Jesus.
God:Oh, lol, no that's Jesus Christ. I'm talking about my son, Real Jesus. Get it straight.
Vatican:*with fingers crossed* okaaay, we promise we'll change it....
by MariaSharapova December 7, 2010
Get the Real jesusmug. Radford kid: "Yeah man at Radford we go so hard! No other college in VA compares to us!!!"
VT/JMU/UVA kid: "That's a not a real college and your parties are bad. I've been there before. I'll stick to the actual party schools of VA."
VT/JMU/UVA kid: "That's a not a real college and your parties are bad. I've been there before. I'll stick to the actual party schools of VA."
by Let's be serious here February 24, 2012
Get the not a real collegemug. by Wvy October 5, 2020
Get the TOO REALmug. A phrase originated from Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! which has since been turned into a popular meme.
The phrase can either be expressed literally, in reference to real estate that is "free" (like when a spider inhabits the corner of a room), or figuratively, as to ironically express a "good deal" which is actually an obvious scam.
The phrase can either be expressed literally, in reference to real estate that is "free" (like when a spider inhabits the corner of a room), or figuratively, as to ironically express a "good deal" which is actually an obvious scam.
Person 1: Who left this dirty old refrigerator box in my front yard!!?
Person 2:(waves Person 1 in closer) *Whispers* it's free real estate.
Person 2:(waves Person 1 in closer) *Whispers* it's free real estate.
by 🐺 May 1, 2019
Get the It's free real estatemug. by Joselaw March 13, 2014
Get the real nigga hoursmug. *in a mcDonalds at 2 a.m.*
-Hey josh, what are you doing here?
-I was hungry so I waited for REAL ISOPOD HOURS to get something to eat.
-Hey josh, what are you doing here?
-I was hungry so I waited for REAL ISOPOD HOURS to get something to eat.
by Handle #354566 December 4, 2017
Get the Real Isopod Hoursmug. The act of embracing a fellow man who you would regard as a brother in a strictly heterosexual manner.
by P-ROYCHCH February 26, 2009
Get the Bring it in for the real thingmug.