Reality Pirate

Someone who fucks up the mind of masses to make money, because they lack a social gene.

Many of my friends have been attacked by Reality Pirates. Now they're recovering in a mental hospital.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

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Realistruck

Its a double word coming from the words: "realization" and "struck"
It means : realization strucks.

PersoA: hey dude do you know h/w for math?
PersoB: OH SHIT!!!!!
PersoA: whats wrong?
PersoB: I just got realistruck!! I didnt do my h/w!!

by Anti-yaoisupporter September 19, 2009

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reality troll

A person who trolls others, only in person. It could be over text or during conversation.

The reality troll wouldn't stop making black jokes in downtown chicago.

by HoRNYMExiiCANNN October 22, 2010

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Realisology

The study and practise of making goals, ideas, concepts become real. The study of realising aspirations.

Taking the 'thinker' into the world of the 'doer' by showing the practical steps that will turn their idea into reality through the process of realisology.

by MrPwrites November 23, 2011

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Reality Helmet

A thick, tough layer of denial and delusion wrapped around somebody's brain. The hardest substance known to man. helmet

I tried to talk to her, but nothing can get through her reality helmet - not hydrochloric acid, not a diamond-tipped saw, a jackhammer, dynamite, lasers, or a bunker buster, and certainly not logic or reason. reality helmet

by Wurrd Smith January 18, 2013

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reality joke

A joke that causes immediate, negative real-world consequences for the jokee and, in some instances, the joker.

Phil: "Tim, seriously, stop paddling backwards right now. We're about to get sucked into that forty foot waterfall. Please paddle forwards immediately. We seriously need to get away from this forty foot waterfall."
*Tim continues backpaddling*
Phil: "Tim, seriously, what the $(&#$ are you doing??!!"
Tim: *continues paddling* "REALITY JOKE!!!!!!!"

by Garfoose June 20, 2015

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