pickled queef

A vaginal flactuation that has been sealed and stored in a mason jar, to be released or examined at a later date, like a fine wine or scotch, the longer you age it, the better the results.

It's Easter Sunday! Today would be a good day to open up one of Grannies pickled queefs we have in the fruit cellar

by Dr Cocknballs September 29, 2009

on command queef

queefs ussually occur during sexual activity, however a select few have the special gift of queefing on comand
can be done in a multitude of ways either lying down and lifting the legs and pelvis up or simply spreading your legs real wide while sitting down

i thought you could only queef while having sex but that bitch proved me wrong while she spread her legs and i heard the distinct sound of a queef and i was like shooot that girl can on command queef

by kyliefofo February 27, 2009

queerleader

a male cheerleader wether they are gay or not

hot chicks dont go for queerleaders

by reebee September 15, 2006

queef cake

Related to the term "douche bag." Often used for people who think they are "the shit" and "act a fool."

Hey Bill, take a look at this queef cake coming down the hall.

by yeah, ok November 29, 2007

queef jerky

An old, dried up piece of cunny

Grandma's pussy has turned to queef jerky!

by Alexander Papsmear April 7, 2005

queerbag

A extreme member of the gay/homosexual community, or anyone who acts in a gay manner.

"Like oh my God! What a cute sweater!"

"Shut up you useless queerbag!"

by jcat47 December 11, 2007

queerf

Similar to a queef but done from the anus of a gay guy right after the dick has been pulled out of his butt. Air gets trapped in his rectum after he's been slammed by another dude.

Dude, can you please not queerf right after I pull out? The smell is kind of a turnoff.

by QueerBaitME October 29, 2009