New Level Petty

Being extremely childish and making uncalled for statements

Eduardo was new level petty when he claimed it wasn't him in the picture

by Gotyoucaught June 30, 2016

peep hole potty

A gas station or facility ( normally when driving ) that you pass because it's so sketchy that you fear there is a peep hole for the employees to watch you

I had to pee so bad but that place looks run down there has to be a peep hole potty

by AUWFT November 18, 2016

Ushy Gushy Puthy

Having an ushy gushy puthy means your cat is very soft and cuddly and it doesn't bite at all

pissman- hey you have an ushy gushy puthy!
mcdonald sprite- excuse me?!
pissman- it means your cat is cute
Mcdonald spirte- wanna make out

by ilovehotmomz April 24, 2021

Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpee

When you're on a hike and stop to drain your main vain at the public porta-potty and get a wild hankerin' to spooge, so you MacGyver a flesh-light using your water bottle and collapsible silicone dog bowl. Later you stop at Taco Bell for a chalupa and Baja Blast that you put in your water bottle to make a Jizz Slurpee a Jizzlurpee.

Calvin loves hiking and sharing his Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpee with all his friends.

by kat.ass.trophic_failure March 2, 2022

What the frickity frack dittle snap patty wap schoonoozy scap sididififly flack me no mini

An extremely vulgar slang used to express surprise or anger

Jason derulo: What the frickity frack dittle snap patty wap schoonoozy scap sididififly flack me no mini
His gf tana: I’m so so so sorry baby schnoockie

by Everyonesdad November 24, 2021

Putt

When the skin between the ass and vagina is torn during intercourse making one large gaping hole.

Guy1: "Ohhh bro I stopped by Doug's place the other night and his fine ass mom was all over me!"

Guy2: "Hell yeah dude how's she doin?!"

Guy1: "She was doing fine until I hit that shit from the back too hard and gave the bitch a severe PUTT!"

by Drew the Jew December 19, 2011

putt

Bored and driving around for no particular reason other than to kill time.

"Ey homes, let's take a putt."

by THU BOSS November 5, 2006