john patterson

black man with a white inside (oreo) very fast and is "dating" an escaped gorilla from the zoo. (could be chewbacas "it")

i wish i wasnt such a john patterson.

by DD's December 11, 2009

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Smokey Potter

Harry Potter's college aged brother, Looks like Harry but wears a Led Zeppelin t-shirt and dark Ozzy shades instead of eyeglasses. Not seen in any of the movies cause he only comes home during the summer before school starts.

Smokey Potter likes his 5 foot wizard bong but also knows 9 different spells for rolling various kinds of joints and blunts.

by GermanOrganistBrock May 21, 2010

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Mexican Pottery

A rarely-used, yet oddly sly euphemism for marijuana.

Hey man, my friend with the Mexican Pottery is in town; need a hook?

by Kurari July 20, 2010

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Cunter Punter

a abusive boyfriend i/e a form of s&m

Dude he is such a cunter punter. You need to drop him quick!

by you ate my cabbage!!!! February 26, 2011

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Gigolo Pattern Baldness

When a man with prolific body hair shaves his pubes, and only his pubes leaving a hairless patch localized around his genitalia whilst remaining otherwise hirsute.

I shaved off my short-curlies, now it looks like I've got Gigolo Pattern Baldness!

by Bubert Samson May 1, 2013

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