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Packet Plumber

A senior network engineer. So called because the internet is a series of tubes through which packets of information flow, and without proper plumbing, the entire Internet - and the global economy - would collapse.
The security weenies and the packet plumbers are at each other's throats about allowing backhauling traffic to HQ for proxy inspection.
by Camwhore Cam July 11, 2024
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Picking Plum

A Caribbean slang for when two or more married men( to women) make up and excuse to meet up and have sex with each other
David told his wife that he is going to be picking Plum by jason for the evening
by Gilgameshi8 August 10, 2024
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Lebanese Plumber

Lily gave Conner a lebanese plumber in the corner.
by mayb_c March 18, 2024
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Mongolian Plumbob

The Mongolian Plumbob is an act where the recipient is laying on her/his back with an open mouth whilst you repeatedly dip your flaccid wiener in and out of their mouth while at the same time performing a Mongolian throat song
Last night terry and I got active , she had throat pain so we tried the Mongolian Plumbob and she’s never felt better! And I can confidently say my summer sausage has never felt better either
by Warcrime69 March 13, 2026
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Turkish Plumber

Surprise anal sex with someone while the victim has diarrhea
Andy was having violent diarrhea in the woods when he was given a Turkish Plumber by the sneaky hunter.
by Brown_Sabbath April 4, 2026
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cocoa plum

When a thumb is inserted into the butt and comes out covered in a ball of poo, that is considered a cocoa plum.
How did Derrick end up with pink eye?

He was banging a girl last week and forgot to clean his cocoa plum.
by sheriff tony February 20, 2025
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Alaskan plumber

The Alaskan plumber is when your bent over looking to see inside a glory hole in a Walmart bathroom stall when all of a sudden a 7 hundred pound African American woman walks up behind you and states “your pale white ass crack is hanging out” then what you once believed to be a woman pulls down its pants and you see a 2 foot penis. The now man proceeds to pin to against the wall face first using only stomach fat and fucks you un-lubbed for the next three hours while live streaming it. You become a media star for public embarrassment for the rest of you life
Julian: Yo Travis I kind for enjoyed that Alaskan plumber last Monday

Travis: Do you do it every time now?
Julian: yeah you should go try it out

Travis: okay but you cannot let Kyra figure out

Julian: Man you won’t want her no more after that gravitational pull get you too!!!
by RomainPaul February 20, 2025
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