Pickle Tickler

Noun,

A tongue, lip or any other Intra-oral and/or peri-oral piercing designed to increase and facilitate stimulation of the penis while performing oral sex. Popular among those who identify themselves as a hoochie, whore, sluts, cholita, juggalette, douche baggette, punk, fairy, puffer, emo, homo, and/or trollo.

I bet that dude with a pony and pickle tickler would bob your knob if you asked him.

by JRPGking December 21, 2009

Captain's pick

An inept decision, taken autocratically, causing distress to everyone except the decision-maker. Popularised by Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott.

"Why is there a junkie sleeping in our bathtub?"
"I said he could. Captain's pick!"

by microfilm February 9, 2015

pickle

The corpse of a brutally drowned cucumber.

Usually used on burgers.

You do realize when you're eating pickles you're eating the corpse of a once-delicious vegetable, right?

by considerthefollowing June 28, 2018

pickle jockey

A very flamboyant and extremely feminine gay man. Homosexual.

That dude's so gay, what a pickle jockey.

by Jerry A. September 4, 2006

Picnik Abuse

When a person overuses the online editing program Picnik to the point where they overload their photos with font, emoticons and effects. The editing takes away from the main point of the photo.

"There was so much Picnik Abuse on Jane's photo, I could barely concentrate on the picture of her dog."

"Don't Picnik Abuse the photo! It looks better au natural!"

"Doug's facebook profile picture had such a cheesy quote on it. It made his girlfriend and him look less cute."

by VNinja April 6, 2010

pick-off line

Something you say to blow off a dude trying to pick you up at a bar. A portmanteau of pick-up and blow-off.

OMFG! This total loser was flirting with me and I just wanted him to shut the fuck up and I said "Sorry, I like boys with tattoos" then he shows me his back and he has a huge like artwork thing on the back! Worst pick-off line ever!

I had a great pick-off line the other day. I was like "sorry, dude. I'd love to talk to you more, but I have some over-ripe fruit at home and I'm itching to bake it into a pie."

by ParchÞeSkald May 23, 2014

PicHog

A friend who you don't trust anymore to take group pictures because they take too long to share them.

Or they delete the ones in which they don't like the way their own picture came out.

Or they say they want to edit them first and then never share them.

Hey Sara, can you send me copies of the birthday pictures we took together?

Sara: Sure, I just want to edit them first.

You're such a PicHog!

by Kellog114 August 29, 2023