oi oi pineapple island 

A common phrase used by the mentally ill when in distress, or if they see something they like

Mentally Ill Oi Oi Pineapple Island

oi oi pineapple island by Plumbus-C137 May 29, 2017

Poke the Pineapple 

When one uses their phallus to poke another person's butt cheeks, but ends up prodding their sphincter instead

Person 1: Did Barry "poke the pineapple"?
Person 2: Yes, and he took our friendship to a whole new level...
Person 1: So he's out of the friendzone?
Person 2: Unfortunately yes

Poke the Pineapple by GrizzlyArsenal July 12, 2018

Tight as a pineapple 

A feeling meaning the person is all good and fine.

"How are you today?" Martin asked.

-"I'm tight as a pineapple." Walter replied.

Tight as a pineapple by Masih April 12, 2019

The german pineapple 

When a person has a miniature pineapple shoved in their anus while wearing a german SS uniform screaming NEIN!

I heard jimmy did the german pineapple

The german pineapple by III TTT June 19, 2020

slicing the pineapple 

Doing something meaningless and retargerous and then having to suffer the subsequent negative consequences

It is actually better to no tocar, pider ayuda than just going ahead and slicing the pineapple on your own

slicing the pineapple by Uncle Dimma April 7, 2021

Pizza with pineapple 

A phrase often used in place of anal sex.

“Hey babe, do you want to come over for pizza with pineapple?”

Pizza with pineapple by Tamsin Riley June 13, 2021

Upside Down Pineapple 

Something non-swingers and lifestyle posers think swingers do. Although non-swingers who are curious and lifestyle posers do have a lot of fun with it, as they should. (Same goes for pink flamingos and black wedding bands.) Suffice it to say, if someone knows the code there's no reason to use it. The internet also eliminates the need for porch signaling.

Q. Why did someone leave this upside down pineapple on their porch?

A. Because they're retarded.

Upside Down Pineapple by Glen Dale Riley December 13, 2021