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Peaking

The act of getting an erection while wearing jeans that are slightly too small, with the end result of the dickhead poking out of the top of the jeans. Usually unbeknownst to the owner.
Hey mate you’re peaking.”
“Ah fuck I knew I should have bought a new pair of jeans.”
by Iamn00bish June 7, 2020
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Persintage

The exact degree of sin that you just committed. Expressed as "GUILTY-01" to "GUILTY-100". So a quick butt-pat of your secretary in the halls might be GUILTY-01, while a three way with and at your Mother-in-law's Bridge Club is GUILTY-100.
Allan was a recent groom, and as such he had not learned his persintage catechism. He thought that just "checking out a cute butt" was off the scale, but that has been judged GUILTY-27 for years.
by You rReal Name August 8, 2020
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Parking Lot Therapy

Frequently used when two employees meet in the company parking lot to settle their grievances with fisticuffs. The victor can claim he gave the loser some "Parking lot Therapy."
Stan kept bullying Bob. On day, after work, Bob gave Stan some "Parking Lot Therapy" or PLT by massaging Stan's face with A BLURR Bob's fists. Now, Stan doesn't bully anyone. PARTICULARLY Bob.
by Bobnoxious August 23, 2020
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parking lot high five

When you walk out of a sales meeting with your colleague and you high five in the parking lot, thinking you closed the deal, only to never hear from the client again.
Don't parking lot high five me bro. They didn't sign the contract yet!
by Felix Samadi September 16, 2020
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persina

Persina is a rare name,but the girl who has it it's lucky,Persina is smart and likes to help people,she has a lot of friends
Hi,is Persina your friend?
Yeah,she is so sweet!
by anonymous October 26, 2020
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parking lot things

welcome where hardcore fucking and sucking each others cock also include circle jerk and drinking pee
by anonymous November 19, 2020
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Parking lot Grandslam

Is the action of engaging in sex of a fist fight in a parking lot, preferably a Dennys parking lot.
You, me, Saturday at 9. Parking lot grandslam. Loser buys grandslams.
by Pseudomoose December 7, 2020
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