parking lot high five

When you walk out of a sales meeting with your colleague and you high five in the parking lot, thinking you closed the deal, only to never hear from the client again.

Don't parking lot high five me bro. They didn't sign the contract yet!

by Felix Samadi September 16, 2020

packing lips

Packing lips is when you get lip injections, like the people in Jersey Shore

Those Jersey Shore people are really packing lips. WTF?

by LewsCorner October 8, 2020

packing the turkey

Fingering someone.

Not quite stuffing the turkey (having sex). But in the ball park.

I was packing the turkey with Mia last night at a party.

by Baby Merz October 13, 2020

parking lot things

welcome where hardcore fucking and sucking each others cock also include circle jerk and drinking pee

hey dont speak bout parking lot things

by anonymous November 19, 2020

Parking lot Grandslam

Is the action of engaging in sex of a fist fight in a parking lot, preferably a Dennys parking lot.

You, me, Saturday at 9. Parking lot grandslam. Loser buys grandslams.

by Pseudomoose December 7, 2020

Planking

Cumming as fast as possible!

I'm Planking allday!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. December 10, 2020

Packing Chi

Packing chi is an ancient method of holding in your load for a week or longer. Ancient study’s have proven that if you pack your chi in for longer than a year you may find enlightenment and gain the power of telekinesis. There are even story’s of wizards who packed chi for century’s bearing the gift of eternal life.

“Be careful, packing chi will produce powers unknown to modern man. Only few last longer than a month.” Said the wizard.

by Godofchi January 2, 2021