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pounding panda

Male is panda, female is bamboo. Missionary bear hug and nibble on her neck /ear (like the leaves on a bamboo tree) pound away ... the pounding panda
Him: Whats your favorite position?
Her: The pounding panda.
Him: Mine too. Lets do it.
by Terzouhoe April 21, 2018
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panda champion

One he is the champion of being chill.
Mike is the best. No matter what happens, he stays in panda champion mode, nothing shakes him.
by Mpa007 November 14, 2020
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Panda

Daniel is a someone who likes pandas
Minal is a fake panda fan
by Ryan is a bum May 28, 2023
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PANDA

Someone who was previously advantaged in socioeconomic status and everyday life over others, who after policies of oppression and domination reinforcing their status were replaced with affirmative action, empowerment of those oppressed, and equality resulted in them now disadvantaged.
In the context of South Africa: a doctor, with many years of studying and experience, examines an old white male patient who seems very unsettled to be in a state healthcare facility. After much of the examination which cannot be divulged, the patient expresses his opinion with great ingratitude and unkindness that "a doctor of my own colour could have done it far quicker and explain it in a way that is understood." This man is a PANDA: During South Africa under Apartheid, segregation and oppression of non-white races, and domination of them by the white race resulted in financially, as well as politically, advantaged white families—now, decades later, these same men gawk at the idea of a equal society where he is now disadvantaged, and the very race he said could not do it is now advantaged—so advantaged in fact that the doctor, despite the patient's racist remarks and microaggressions, will treat the patient as an equal purely on principalism.
by anonymous February 7, 2021
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Panda skin

(adjective) often used to compliment quality of a piece of clothing; rare, godly; a synonym for "dope"
A: I heard someone spilled acid all over him. Is he alright?
B: His skin got burnt, but his coat is alright - totally panda skin.
by graascoat December 13, 2010
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Panda Keeper

One who puts extreme effort to maintain or improve something that should by natural process die out.

Taken from the ridiculous effort needed to keep Giant Pandas alive in captivity despite clear evidence that the creatures are Evolutionarily Unfit For Survival.
Dwight: Did you hear about Jim and Pam, they're trying to work it out despite what she did in New York.

Oscar: Yeah, Jim is such a Panda Keeper, he should have let that relationship die a long time ago.
by PolleN112 June 2, 2022
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Panda

Pandas are the cutest animal ever. They are located in china, in the high montans in bamboo forests. They only eat bamboo. They eat about 12 pounds of bamboo everday.
by Pandalover69693 🐼🐼 November 10, 2018
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