Make a mud pit in my pud mitt

When you take a shit in your hand and jack off with the wet turd..

Got so Randy last night watching the debate that I had to make a mud pit in my pud mitt..

by Klankneptune February 12, 2024

roly-poly pud

a penis

"His roly-poly pud is tiny!"

by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024

cut the pudding

Anal scissoring usually never accomplished successfully.

The boy asked the others boy to cut the pudding, but he said no.(He heard the rumors.)

by The real Marshawn jim March 25, 2024

Pud

The combination of pee and blood that occurs when a woman is on her period.

When Taylor went to the bathroom during her period, she found it was not just pee, but pud that was being ejected.

by Lord Militus July 13, 2022

Pud

A flaccid small penis.
Someone who is worthless.

He is such a pud.

by Big Chief TB June 6, 2022

Pud Waffle

This phrase is only ever uttered by pompous nimrods named Chris. If ever call that by one, just disengage from the conversation and the hairy oaf will walk away thinking they have won a meaningful victory of any sort.

This pud waffle doesn't know the difference in molecular structure between a HDPE and LDPE hydrocarbon chain!

by anonymous June 6, 2022

Mental Pudding

Could be another term for anxiety. Comes in large doses. Usually fills your gut when fear-filled, or you're thinking too much.

His gut filled with Mental Pudding.

by killmeplzicantliveanymore June 10, 2022