Ball pudding

1. The accumulation of fecal matter that builds up if you don't look after you wipe to make sure it's clean along with the lack of showering while wearing the same underwear for over a month;. 2. The residue left behind from sexual intercourse with unhygienic vaginas splattered across the ball sack built up after over a month of not showering

Jesse's ball pudding killed my nymphomaniac sex drive, which was impressive to say the least.

by Betty2theboobs69 April 10, 2024

Make a mud pit in my pud mitt

When you take a shit in your hand and jack off with the wet turd..

Got so Randy last night watching the debate that I had to make a mud pit in my pud mitt..

by Klankneptune February 12, 2024

roly-poly pud

a penis

"His roly-poly pud is tiny!"

by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024

cut the pudding

Anal scissoring usually never accomplished successfully.

The boy asked the others boy to cut the pudding, but he said no.(He heard the rumors.)

by The real Marshawn jim March 25, 2024

Pud

A flaccid small penis.
Someone who is worthless.

He is such a pud.

by Big Chief TB June 6, 2022

Pud Waffle

This phrase is only ever uttered by pompous nimrods named Chris. If ever call that by one, just disengage from the conversation and the hairy oaf will walk away thinking they have won a meaningful victory of any sort.

This pud waffle doesn't know the difference in molecular structure between a HDPE and LDPE hydrocarbon chain!

by anonymous June 6, 2022

Mental Pudding

Could be another term for anxiety. Comes in large doses. Usually fills your gut when fear-filled, or you're thinking too much.

His gut filled with Mental Pudding.

by killmeplzicantliveanymore June 10, 2022