Monkey pudding

The ejaculate of a post vasectomy male.

I walked in on Scott as he shot his monkey pudding all over Reubens chest.

by Monkeypuddin February 23, 2019

Penelope‘s pudding

The mixtures of the secretions of semen saliva and sweat collected in the nostrils of the partner giving a blow job

I hate Penelope‘s pudding because it’s so sticky

by Ms Penelope September 14, 2022

brownie pudding

To have the worst case of a shart.

"man I think I just made some brownie pudding in my shorts"

by smoker7420 July 13, 2015