a cheesy knock-off of the fabulous urban dictionary wall. you can "schedule" your posts there for a whole hour, but be assured, no one will see it, because that site is dead as fuck...recently pwned by someone scheduling"suckiest. wall. EVER! for days on end.
by da trick biatch May 3, 2006
Get the postonme mug.whilst a female and a male are having sex (with the male on top)the female swiftly gets the male into an armpit head lock and then grabs his thighs and lifts his body so that he is vertical, then holds his legs and spreads his butt cheeks and holds him in position, then suddenly a 3rd male that has been hiding attached to the sealing drops down in a tuxedo with a rope around his waist, and aims for the first males anus then he cuts the rope and makes an escape out of the window before the first male has had time to comprehend what has just happened to him.
lisa told joey the next day when he was unable to sit properly that he had recieved a position impossible
by Mumah Dahad May 2, 2007
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A person who claims to be a diehard fan of a popular artist, but has only heard the latest singles they released on the radio.
A person who only likes an artist when they begin getting radio play.
A person who only likes an artist when they begin getting radio play.
Jenny was a poser fan of Fall Out Boy because the only song she knew was Thnks Fr Th Mmrs but she claimed to love them anyway.
Many people don't like when their favorite bands become famous because they attract lots of poser fans, who only like them because their songs are played on the radio.
Many people don't like when their favorite bands become famous because they attract lots of poser fans, who only like them because their songs are played on the radio.
by Arabella August 7, 2007
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Wrestling move in which victim is held upside down by the ankles and smashed violently, headfirst, into the ground.
This is a completely justifiable and necessary recourse in the event that one's opponent is "playing opossum", or just being a bitch.
Wrestling move in which victim is held upside down by the ankles and smashed violently, headfirst, into the ground.
This is a completely justifiable and necessary recourse in the event that one's opponent is "playing opossum", or just being a bitch.
"Boy, I'm gonna' possum stomp your head into your ass," laughed the friendly neighborhood policeman.
by Andrew Blevins October 18, 2008
Get the Possum stomp mug.Originating from a small town in california known as cupertino... "post me" is a better, faster way to say
'keep in touch'
'keep me posted'
'get in touch with me'
'call me back,' etc.
'keep in touch'
'keep me posted'
'get in touch with me'
'call me back,' etc.
A: "Alright, i'll see you later"
B: "forsure. post me."
A: "Hey bro, I gotta head out, but post me."
B: "sure thing. you too man"
B: "forsure. post me."
A: "Hey bro, I gotta head out, but post me."
B: "sure thing. you too man"
by latetext August 28, 2009
Get the post me mug.A turd (seemingly with a mind of its own), which refuses to be flushed, for fear of god knows what. It sometimes intially appears to have been successfully flushed, only to reappear at the worst possible time (such as when your mother in law needs to use the lavatory).
Othon : (storms out of the lavatory, pointing in the general direction of the offensive odour arising from the unflushed turd). "Who was the dirty son of a bitch that left THAT in the toilet?"
Liz : (shrugs) "No idea what you are talking about. I had a number two, but I didn't just leave it in there. I flushed it"
Othon : "Either you're full of shit (figuratively AND literally) and you don't know how to flush a fucking toilet, or this is just another one of your post-flush surprises. Either way, I am not impressed. My shit does what it is meant to. Why can't yours? Get rid of it!".
Liz : (shrugs) "No idea what you are talking about. I had a number two, but I didn't just leave it in there. I flushed it"
Othon : "Either you're full of shit (figuratively AND literally) and you don't know how to flush a fucking toilet, or this is just another one of your post-flush surprises. Either way, I am not impressed. My shit does what it is meant to. Why can't yours? Get rid of it!".
by Macbeth the Wonderslave December 3, 2009
Get the Post-flush surprise mug.the act of pulling out your phone only to pretend that your gonna text someone to prevent looking like a lonely loser
uhg where are these guy, i always get here first, ehh i gotta possum text i dont want to look like a loner
by crcguy October 18, 2010
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