brain poon

masturbation

scott and ryan got some brain poon

by zachcameupwiththeword August 24, 2008

Poon

Aussie Slang. The act of doing a poo while mooning someone.

The guy was shocked when the girl started to moon him, but even more so when it turned into a poon!

by Boots01 May 5, 2022

shitty poon

used to describe a particular type of female ass. generally not a nice type. shitty poon also be used in a derogatory sense.

"poon" deriving from the term "poontang".

"hey, Ian, quit acting like a skinny, shitty poon. you're a moron man, get a fucking life".

by dpoole August 13, 2008

Failed Poon

The failure to receive poon. Poon is vagina. Failed Poon is to get no poon or shitty poon.

Danny Divito got some failed poon last night. I tried to help

by papabearmustache January 13, 2011

pitty poon

When a girl feels bad for you so she gives you poontang

"Aw, he asked me out and i rejected him im gonan give him some pitty poon"

by Blayne Bowen December 20, 2016

Magic Poon Bus

A bunch of women that are from a school of magic who are also ladies of the night.

For my brother's bachelor party, we went downtown Salem and all of us caught The Magic Poon Bus!

by BeatleBabe007 September 25, 2024

Poon Palace

Another term for a "boom boom room" or somewhere where there is an assortment of women and sexual activities going on and on an ongoing basis. A strip club could be considered a "poon palace" as well as a brothel, an after hours spot or a party house where there are known to be lots of hedonistic events on a regular.

"oh you done turned this motel into yo own lil poon palace, huh patna?"

by TrillTalk33 April 4, 2025