to play safely

To have sex using contraception.

Remember to play safely!

by Duuuuuuuuuuude November 15, 2005

Double Play

When a male reads a woman a children's book in a smooth deep voice at night to help her fall asleep. He then procedes engage in anal sex with the sleeping woman.

Diane: Jimmy read me a a Clifford The Big Red Dog book before bed last night and then I woke up with a sore anus.
Tiffany: Looks like Jimmy turned the old Double Play on you.

by SnoStorm May 30, 2013

Playing Cards

Making out in a tent.

My friends caught me playing cards.

by milliebeanz April 08, 2011

Playing with hair

Shows control over a person or shows that you like someone .

She was playing with hair while I rested on her chest

by LARGEGAY June 22, 2018

Triple Play

When, within one sexual encounter, you cum in her mouth, her pussy, and her ass.

Last night that girl was so hot, she let me triple play her.
Last night, that guy was so hot, I let him give me a triple play.

by KimstressKimber March 23, 2017

playing xbox

What you tell your parents or guardians you were doing in your room with your significant other, rather than telling them you were having sex in their house.

Parent: Hey kids, what are you doing up there in the dark?

Kids: Just playing xbox mom.

Parent: Who's winning?

Kids: It's a dead heat

by biggiesmalls.29 July 14, 2010

Playing the Sims

When your significant other is out with the baby, and you have time to masturbate.

I was playing the sims when my mom walked in on me.

by OniSan34655 October 26, 2011