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Over the Pants Squeeze Tease

An accidental dick-grab when one is unbalanced or falling over and reaches for something to grab onto for support. This usually lasts for a short period of time, followed by a considerable amount of awkwardness, so it is considered a 'tease' rather than a full squeeze job. Bonus points getting the whole hand around the girth of the penis.
When I was at the ice skating rink last week, I gave my friend an over the pants squeeze tease, after which I bruised my tailbone on the ice.
by puglover90 December 9, 2014
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take it in the pants

When you need to crap so bad that you know your not going to make it to the bathroom. So you just decide to "take it in the pants"
"Lordy, the bathroom is closed. I quess I will just have to take it in the pants ".
by Captain Breed April 12, 2017
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over the pants disco party

When you get a girl off by frantically rubbing her clitoris on the outside of her pants.
I totally creamed my pants last night at the movie theater when my boyfriend gave me an over the pants disco party.
by Tittsmcgee November 1, 2017
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Cold War Pact

When 2 people agree to hate each other in secret, often for the sake they both have in common, like something they like or someone they love.
Robby and Dipper made a cold war pact for the sake of Wendy's happiness.
by sta1ndaddy June 7, 2020
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the corpse parts

the corpse parts the remaining of a jesus's corpse featured in jojo bizzare adventures part 7 this corspe have the abilty to unlock stands or you could be talking about the corpse of someone
we need to find the corpse parts before the president does
by my mom grounded October 14, 2020
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Finger Friendly Pants

Pants that are worn by a lady when watching a particularly masculine event, that are condusive to some discreet pleasuring in the crotch region. Aka a little finger tap dancing
While watching her boyfriend's dad mow the lawn, she was glad she was wearing her finger friendly pants
by ufuxstepsiblings April 4, 2022
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Super Srah Awesome Pants

A person named Srah who has some objectively awesome pants.
"Wow did you see Super Srah Awesome Pants at the local crack party yesterday??"
by goonthor May 3, 2022
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