Rochester Paper-cut

Being grazed by a stray bullet.

Damn son, you just got a Rochester Paper-cut.

by Intellectual Wizard August 5, 2023

Important Papers Folder

A folder containing documents of importance but with ranging categories. For short I.P.F.

Hey man, can you hand me my important papers folder? it's got my job application in it.

by The Italian Stallion Chode March 15, 2011

Toilet-paper Scrub

Someone who cleans themself in a bath of toilet paper and Sponges without water

Dude! that guy is a toilet-paper scrub, i can smell it

by Oure October 6, 2018

New states of papere

The New States of Papere (also known as Impero delle Papere or Impero dei Tossici) is an italian discord server created in 2018 where you can be a duck or fight some civil war.

X: you're so fucking dumb! you're surely from New states of papere!
Y: i'm literally crying, I can't stop loving Papere!

by jak a rama May 20, 2021

Empty Sheet Of Paper

Owner of the GameFAQs Samurai Jack message board

by Anonymous July 23, 2003

Toiley T. Paper

Toiley T. Paper is a toilet paper puppet that announces the "Poop Word of the Day"

Toiley T. Paper: Here's your Poop Word of the Day! Instead of saying you're going to take a poop, say you're-making chocolate pudding! Don't eat it, though.

by JeffyFanatic5000 November 7, 2022

tenure track paper

A scientific publication of mediocre quality published in a respectable scientific journal exclusively thanks to connections of the senior author. The connections are frequently a result of doing a PhD in a respectable lab at a respectable university under a supervision of a professor with a respectable reputation. The 'tenure track paper' doesn't really explain anything of scientific merit and usually has only one objective - to fill out one spot in a necessary publications quota of the senior author to secure the permanent Associate Professor position within the university, aka the tenure.

A: "What do you think of the paper of Long which just came out recently?"
B: "I'm wondering why he is getting paid to do this "research". Classic 'tenure track paper'...

by MMs November 4, 2014