Hector-Speed

Slower than molasses in January. Turtle Slow.

The man worked at Hector-Speed pace and held everybody else up.

by Mark114 January 8, 2008

Moving at the speed of smell

Moving at the speed of smell is a saying using by CaptainSauce. It means something is moving very slowly.

I’m moving at the speed of smell.

by Jesse’s Domain February 15, 2025

Speed

Eric

My name is speed.

by Gasp it’s me July 29, 2022

Mom Speed

n.
See: Maternal Velocity

Dude I can't even remember the last time I was moving at mom Speed.

by Obeythelaw7 May 30, 2016

Reticle closing speed test

A gay test

In a bit, I need to finish a reticle closing speed test cause I am gay.

by Madcircle70 November 21, 2023

W SPEED

when ishowspeed is a w YouTuber

W SPEED..
LETS HIS FAN WIN THE FORTNITE MATCH

by batukhan September 14, 2025

Speed shaming

When you make fun of people with trash Wi-Fi

Hey bro your Wi-Fi sucks ass.

Dude stop speed shaming

by Isherkedyomo June 12, 2021