What a mushy-hearted dude beamingly tells his co-worker when asked how he manages to perform uninterrupted labor when a cute blinky-eyed chick is also on da work-crew, rather than stopping to give her intervals of closed-eyed palms-on-cheeks or cooing ear-on-heart cuddlez every five minutes.
Hot hunk #1: How'd ya mange to unload all of those hay-bales and put them in da loft when yer wavy-haired horse-girl chum was doing her own chores in da barn??
Hot hunk #2: Oh, it wasn't easy at first, but after about da tenth round of tender finger-interlacings and toes-flexing soles-on-chest cradling, she said I could rub her feet afterwards, so dat wonderful incentive was enough to keep me happy till da job was done.
Hot hunk #2: Oh, it wasn't easy at first, but after about da tenth round of tender finger-interlacings and toes-flexing soles-on-chest cradling, she said I could rub her feet afterwards, so dat wonderful incentive was enough to keep me happy till da job was done.
by QuacksO August 6, 2025
Get the She said I could rub her feet afterwardsmug. Southern (North America) slang for the blackened souls of one's bare feet - dirty feet. Its name comes stems from lower class Americans walking the streets of Coolidge Texas barefoot. Often those seen can be without any teeth walking barefoot down a rock roads.
by Theonewholovesfarts July 20, 2023
Get the Coolidge feetmug. by MexicanBabyFeet July 30, 2021
Get the Snuffs My Feetmug. A towards yeet
by ...annomus July 12, 2018
Get the Feetmug. When your feet are so dirty you resemble a drunken barefoot transient that hangs outside the liquor store.
by FresnoGuy November 3, 2015
Get the liquor store feetmug. Man and family are watching a movie and have a fire place
Man: suddenly puts feet in fire
Woman: what’s wrong
Man: I just got frusted feet
Man: suddenly puts feet in fire
Woman: what’s wrong
Man: I just got frusted feet
by Fred rickety June 5, 2018
Get the Frusted feetmug. A person who has feet that look like they were made to kick men’s balls. They’re hot enough that a man would willingly let you kick him in the nuts.
Jake: I’m really into ballbusting actually
Aydin: Oh yeah? Want me to try on you?
Jake: Idk…. do you have ball kicking feet?
Aydin: See for yourself *sends feet pic*
Jake: Oh fuck yeah those are some ball kicking feet! You can kick me in the balls anytime bro!
Aydin: Oh yeah? Want me to try on you?
Jake: Idk…. do you have ball kicking feet?
Aydin: See for yourself *sends feet pic*
Jake: Oh fuck yeah those are some ball kicking feet! You can kick me in the balls anytime bro!
by Bust More Balls June 10, 2024
Get the Ball Kicking Feetmug.