wheat n beat

When you see a wheat field and have the urge to masturbate to it.
"That wheat field is looking real good today. Every time I see it I just want to rub one out. I guess I'm gonna wheat n beat my meat."
by UnlawfulGnome February 13, 2018
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Smoke 'n' Choke

When you're in the middle of fucking a bitch and you want to spice things up you light a bong, make the bitch take a fat rip then you choke her so all the smoke gets stuck in her lungs. This causes the bitch to viciously try to get the smoke out but cannot.
Me: Bro last night me and Stephanie were fucking and we did the Smoke 'n' Choke.
Friend: Damn how'd she react?
Me: She was struggling shit was hot.
Friend: Nice dude.
by LoganF January 08, 2019
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fartin n sniffin

When you fart then sniff the air around you to see if it smells bad or not.
E~Ay nigga, You look like you be over there fartin n sniffin.

A~Yeah nigga, Taco farts, i gotta sniff.
by APHROdSheeiaakkkk July 31, 2010
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mcblow-n-go

the mcblow-n-go is defined as the performance of fellatio on a consenting male driver while said driver is in a mcdonald’s drive-thru.
Maddy gave me some sick mcblow-n-go last night. my dick was still out when i got my mcflurry!”
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Shiftin' n' Driftin'

The act of shifting/meeting/making out with some random stranger and then continuing on your merry way. Perhaps to shift and drift with another random person.
Look at that slag, shiftin' n' driftin' with every fella in the place!
by Slagathon July 14, 2011
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Surf N Turf

A combination oral sex act in which one moves fluidly between cunnilingus and anilingus.
Matt was awesome and in tune with the ladies, it didn't take him any time at all to get some serious surf N turf at any time of day.
by porkrocket October 09, 2016
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CTRL+Shift+N

When you getting in for a cheeky wank after a long day (incognito mode), used to watch some uddat goooods
Ty(Rone): Where's willy?
Alex: Think is going for that CTRL+Shift+N
Ty(Rone): oooo pulling a cheeky nut

Alex: ay lmao
by Willy Xdddd March 13, 2017
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