snuff n puff

The smoking of a cigarette through your nose and then blowing the smoke out your mouth.

Dude:Aaah, my nose burns!!!
Dude2:Man, have you been snuff n puffin again?
Dude:Maybe...

by DudeGuyMan January 5, 2009

Bake n' Flake

–verb

1. to be invited to smoke marijuana with friends, then once immediately done smoking the joint, blunt, or bowl, you leave the group who invited you and try not to hang out.

Max: you come smoke this joint with us bro
Bro: fa'sho mane... be there in a min
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*max and his bro smoke the jay together*
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Bro: yo max, i'm bout to dip
Max: wtf bro you just got here, you bout to bake n' flake on me?

by franalpo November 2, 2009

Dog 'N Log

Dog it and log it is a phrase in similar vain to such phrases as "bag it and tag it" or "hump it and dump it". In this case, a guy gets a dirty dog out with a chick, typically of a drunken nature, and subsequently records the details of said dogging in a log of some kind.

Bill took a seat in front of the fireplace of his personal library. After putting his glasses on, he logged the dirty details of the previous night's debaucherous encounter.

Bro 1: Yo bro, did you get the dog out with that whore Stacy last night?
Bro 2:Yea bro, I dogged it and logged it.
Both: Dog 'N Log!

by DogMaster3000 November 24, 2011

terr' 'n tirny

Terror and Tyranny as pronounced by Dubya

Saddam has weapons of terr' 'n tirny!

by Xenu Intersmegmatic Warcraft April 12, 2009

dip n tip

It's when someone dips their ballsack in someone else's mouth and then leaves a dollar bill on the person's chest.

Last night the guy passed out in our living room so i dip n tipped him, left the poor bastard a dollar.

I dip n tipped your poor mother last night...at least I thought it was her.

He lived a meager life selling dips for tips.

by TBC101010 October 19, 2010

fartin n sniffin

When you fart then sniff the air around you to see if it smells bad or not.

E~Ay nigga, You look like you be over there fartin n sniffin.

A~Yeah nigga, Taco farts, i gotta sniff.

by APHROdSheeiaakkkk July 31, 2010

wheat n beat

When you see a wheat field and have the urge to masturbate to it.

"That wheat field is looking real good today. Every time I see it I just want to rub one out. I guess I'm gonna wheat n beat my meat."

by UnlawfulGnome February 13, 2018