Mormon

A religion that is par of Christianity. Most Christians say that they are not related, which is pretty true. The people are very mean and the book has racism,homophobia and sexism. They are called a cult by Atheists and Christians alike and Mormons don't drink tea or coffee. The religion is mostly located in Utah, as most of the locations made by Joseph Smith are made up.

Person 1: Aye, wanna go to Utah?
Me: Nah fam, it's full of Mormons.
Person 1: Why? It's a great place?
Me: Most of the people are snowbirds too, and Mormonism is a cult.

by aesthetic stars July 8, 2019

Mormon

Mormon is a sexual orientation describing those under the spectrum who are not only straighter than a boner but also fall in love with those of high intellect and stunning beauty.

Kayanna: Guys Keeveun just came out as a mormon.
Keeveun: Damn right I did.

by Laughpanther July 6, 2020

maroon flag

When it comes to toxic people, being maroon flagged is worse than being red flagged. A much more sinister color of flag, where as a red flag could be referring to suspicious or toxic behavior, a maroon flag can indicate criminal or downright disturbing behavior.

Kacey got busted for smuggling drugs into the country. That's a major maroon flag right there.

Being in prison means being maroon flagged by other people.

by Smagazine March 18, 2022

moron that later

Sarcastic phrase dat refers to a simpler and in-depth presentation/explanation dat will subsequently be included to allow less-brainy folks to understand what's being discussed.

We're going to have to majorly "cut da fat" if we expect to balance da budget --- moron that later, for all of da Tronald Dumps in our audience! :P

by QuacksO November 30, 2022

Zombonic Moron

A Zombie who is also a Moron

Zombie doesnt have a brain,as his or her fellow zombies had already eaten the Brain for Breakfast,Lunch,Dinner or may be snack.
But occasionally a zombie is left with a half eaten brain,or a tiny part of the brain which makes them Zombonic Moron,or a person with an extremely useless brain.

He is a no brainier like a Zombie,but he tries to be smart,making himself a zombonic moron.

by safriz October 13, 2010

Post Mormon Depression

The condition that is caused when a "The Book of Mormon" fan becomes sad because they already saw the show at the theatre.

Damn.... I need to watch a Book of Mormon bootleg because I have Post Mormon Depression.

by AnonymousCreature444 August 10, 2018

Closet mormon

A person once affiliated with the mormon's church, who doesn't want to be involved with the church any longer, but still judges or acts as if they are.

Why do you care if two guys kiss in public? What are you a closet mormon?
Ew! I hate the smell of coffee in grocery stores! Why? Are you a closet Mormon or something?

by Chocolaterockstar October 3, 2018