Pook Moose

The tiny hanger bumps that show up on a shirt that was hung up too long.

I can’t wear this shirt; it has pook mooses.

by Cae1616 May 27, 2021

Moose tongue

The gritty, pasty, slimy, film like feeling on your tongue after eating. Especially after eating ass.

I got really bad moose tongue after eating Kim’s ass last night.

by Tom minor October 15, 2022

Noble Moose

Nina's fairy god-mother who brings the nightly grape from the likings of laundry for the corn chowder stockings used in holy prayer of the skock

Nina took the advice of the noble moose as he stood proudly on the hill

by zadra January 26, 2005

Moose

A gay man who is very flamboyant, but also very buff.

"Damn, check out that moose over there."

by derekism December 6, 2024

Canadian Moose Sled

A sex position in which the male is riding the female from behind(like a sled) but the male is simultaneously ramming her anus(like a moose) with his hands in the shape of a cup where the bottom of the palms are together and the male proceeds to stretch the females anus until she submits by saying “what is this all aboat”(say it like a Canadian)

I performed a perfect Canadian Moose Sled last night on Taylor

by Cumjar December 2, 2020

Canadian Moose Sled

A sex position where the male rides the female from behind(like a sled) but simultaneously rams her anus(like a moose) with both his hands in the shape of a cup with the bottom of the palms together but the fingers away from eachother and the male stretches out her anus until she submits or taps out

Last night I performed a perfect Canadian Moose sled on Taylor

by Cumjar December 2, 2020

unfiltered moose

When hitting it from the back you stick your thumbs in her ears and spread out your fingers like antlers while cry singing the verse "its my way, my way or the highway".

He hit her with the unfiltered moose, which left her horrified as she ran from his home rethinking her life choices

by Czarinalecheek April 20, 2024