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mayonaise gargler

Are you searching naked pictures of Tom Cruise on google? You little mayonaise gargler!
by CordsCords November 24, 2006
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mason

a fucking egg head cunt who only uploads dumb ass rust videos once every month
mason shaved his head after spending $200 to get it cut and dyed like an idiot
by fuckinross May 30, 2018
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Mayonnaise

Mayonnaise is the best condiment. Mayo beats out Mustard by a fat mile.
"Ayy bro want some mustard?"
"Hell nahh, I don't want toilet juice. Give me some of that Mayonnaise. You know that sweet life cream?"
by Larks D November 2, 2018
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Mason

Every school has one. Theyre the kid you hate the most who thinks hes the absolute shit when in reality, hes not. You can typically find him playing soccer or watching high school basketball clips on ballislife.com. When you see Mason walking in the hallway, hes the one faggot who bounces when they walk and makes them look even more gay than already are. To add on to the list, he always has an e boy haircut and says he gets mad pussy but he only gets it from fat ugly chicks.
Joey: “Did you see Mason score in the game last night?”
Brendan: “No i dont participate in such faggotry!”
by SimpHater101 December 21, 2019
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Mr. Mason

whist fucking your girl doggy style slap her in the side of the head, when she turns around blow a full load in her face and knee her in the crotch. If she starts to scream threaten her that you will call her if she does not give you the greatest head of your life she will be shot in the tit.
"Getting Mr. Mason hurts," says the little girl.
by Tim Mustion March 9, 2008
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Marilyn Manson

If Marilyn Manson were another person he'd hate him, too.
by Everybodygetsone January 26, 2005
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Mayonaisse Aisle

Taking someone to the mayonaisse aisle means you're going to have sex with them.
Hey honey, I'm feeling sorta frisky. How about you and me head over to the mayonaisse aisle?
by silentsid December 24, 2009
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