munch magic 

when you rob something or do something stupid which pays off you should say this, on 'Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps' there was a character called munch who was Gaz's long lost half brother, he was a proper retard but was well funny, he would use this phrase a lot when he stole something or something went his way, and i once saw the guy who plays munch in the John Lennon airport :)

Munch: "dyu wanna watch a DVD?"
(pulls out a portable DVD player)
Gaz: "Jesus!, how did you afford that??!!"
Munch: "I stole it, Munch Magic!"
Gaz: "wellll.... what DVD's have you got?"
Munch: "Dutch Sluts and Bonk 'Till You Cronk"
Gaz: "wow!!....Welcome to the family fella!!!"

munch magic by the triple OG July 24, 2006

Space magic 

The only explanation needed for explaining every plot hole, inconsistency, and all of the non-sensical things that are in the awful ending of Mass Effect 3

Pissed Off Mass Effect Fan A: So why the hell was Joker leaving the battle with my squadmates who were with me on Earth?!
Pissed off Mass Effect Fan B: A space wizard did it with space magic

Space magic by dudeskinator August 1, 2012

Pus the magic dragon 

A penis afflicted with an STD

Dude, I'm telling you from experience,if you mess around with Rita, you gonna wish that Pus the magic Dragon lived by the sea, so you can dip him in the water all day!

Pus the magic dragon by kentaylor March 17, 2007

dope boy magic 

sellin shit so well, that you making the shit disappear like a magician

How you sell that so fast?

Dope Boy Magic

dope boy magic by g the realist March 25, 2007

elf magic 

Elf magic is a word that can be used to explain anything that you don't feel like going into detail on, or something that defies proper explanaition.
Basically a bullshit answer.

"ur xplanation is the xact answer...no1 has evr said that b4...howd u know that was the answer?"
"Elf magic."

"Why, the rope isn't broken, Sam!"
"Real elf magic, Mr. Frodo!"

elf magic by 5uperman August 28, 2007

verbal magic 

To have word skills. It portrays the vibe, feeling or mood of said individual with 'verbal magic' skill set. It is not something all have access to, it is a gift. Like a pet rock. It comes from a mixture of the words, verbal and magic. Verbal meaning spoken words. Magic meaning making those words work for you.

Napoleon Dynamite might not look like much, but if he plays his cards right and uses his VERBAL MAGIC, good things happen. It might help him with the ladies or getting him out of homework. It is a phrase that you can claim you have, 'I used my verbal magic to get a raise.' Or you can compliment a friend on their verbal magic. 'Wow, you aren't good at sports but wow you have crazy verbal magic.'

verbal magic by the original juice February 16, 2010

Brown Magic

An utter awesomeness of wicked magic, superfluous skills, and a keen sense of wizardry. One who possess Brown Magic, is known to be on a higher yet parallel plane to those who practice Black Magic except massively funnier.

Don't cross Brown Magic, he will punch your eye brows off...

Brown Magic by BM106 August 19, 2008