Moose

A way of describing a Canadian who is less then stellar looking

Egad hoser! You need some plastic surgery because you are a straight moose....eh

by Metallicajunkie May 1, 2020

Moose Knuckle Boys

A group of golf enthusiasts who typically play up north, colder environments. They always make it to West Florida one time a year. The boys of this group win skins, knock pins down, drain 20 footers in their sleep. They drink whiskey with their pinky up.

Ahhhh man, the Moose Knuckle Boys are here. I guess we're playing for 2nd, especially if Don is here.

by Fupasnuggler April 10, 2023

moose bone

Obnoxiously loud sex between two Canadians during the dead months of winter

To pass the time during winter my aunt and uncle moose boned in their cabin up in the forests of Toronto

by KnobCobbler October 12, 2015

James Moose

James moose is the greatest person to ever exist, he is literally god and if he must he will smite us all

James Moose just burned down the empire state building in a fit of rage

by Ducko_YT November 26, 2020

moose slappin

A superlative of Slapin (similar to dope, awesome, delicious) that is used for something that is spectacularly awesome, sometimes food. But it's more than just slappin, you'd need two hands (like a Moose's antlers) to seriously slap for something that great (often used about food)--or lay a virtual slapin on someone who disputed it's amazingness. Also used in a virtual sense about online trolls in live chats.

"Those tacos from the mart next to the gas station are Moose slappin!"

or

"If you type one more stupid thing into this chat, you're in for a Moose slappin!"

by R0b0tMaker January 10, 2017

Moose

Moose aka Deshawn Merritt does indeed get to trim when the clock strikes 8pm leading him to do some unforeseen things.

Moose ass get to trim at night

by JStimp March 17, 2023

Moose

Moose is one of the chillest people you will ever meet, he’s shy when he’s in a crowd or with people doesn’t know but if he’s comfortable with you he is awesome. He is a gamer and rather play games then socialize, he also gets very sad all the time for no reason and if he is dating someone and they get along well he will get semi attached and when they leave he’s a broken.

dude: hey did you see moose?
dude 2: yeah i heard he was pretty chill
dude: yeah your 100% right

by Mooseonomy March 6, 2021